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Plymouth Rock Day

Plymouth Rock Day is the 2nd Monday in February when all females are required to give blowjobs before 2pm or be punched in the face. Originates from a whore named Plymouth who loved to give blowjobs, often being rewarded with phrases like "Wow Plymouth, you rock!"
Can't wait for Plymouth Rock Day. Hope I don't get that snaggle toothed bitch again
by robertisafaggot February 9, 2015
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Lies Rock

Basically the Hitler of high school but in a female overweight body. She claims to care about children and can't stop bragging about her having achieved a certificate for being a teacher as well as for human studies, which really is just a different way to say: "Fuck you I'm officially a psychiatrist."

OH and did I mention she sexually harasses her students?
"I can't believe Lies Rock is constantly insulting us, she would be a terrible psychiatrist."
-"But she actually is a psychiatrist."

" I'm joining ISIS."
by Dr. Poopybutthole June 20, 2017
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Pet rock

1. A fad from the mid 70's which was just a rock in a box.
2. The type of music Flipper announced that they played.
1. Did you hear James bought a pet rock? What a dumbass, that trend's been dead since 1976!
2. "Announcing that they were playing a new form of music called 'PET rock' ('not a joke, and if it were, it wouldn't be funny')..." - Some websites regarding Flipper.
by hcpunkfan703 August 16, 2018
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Kent Rock

Kent Rock is a man of great honor and renown. Kent Rock is a warrior, and he is not afraid to back down from a fight, even from a pegging. Although Kent Rock lives a normal life, he wishes for something more like meeting aliens or getting into a fight club. Kent Rock is a rare name that is a mixture of Clark Kent's Superman (Kent) and Rock Music (Rock). However, a name like Kent Rock comes with getting used to being told that a Kent Rock, Can't Rock.
Abignail: Kent Rock is such a cool guy he can do anything.

John: Except for one thing.
Abignail: Whats that?
John: He Can't Rock.
by KentIsRockButRockIsNotKent February 19, 2023
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The Rock

NOUN
ˈt͟hē; 'räk

1 : the most electrifying man in sports entertainment

2 : the People's Champion
"It's the most electrifying move in sports entertainment today! Aiiieeee! The People's Elbow!!!"

"Do you smell what The Rock is cookin'?"
by Happy Quokka November 23, 2022
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Rock and jump

Best most epic place in the world! Teen night is awesome because the lights are off and there’s gonna be girls, but they have cooties! They have a lot of soda and pizza it is awesome!
Lorenzo: rock and jump is awesome

Matt: but there’s girls and they have cooties
Fred: I’m gonna have soda and stay up late it is epic
by Fat ass Rick May 4, 2018
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Rock The Park

Doing great things in a ski park.
Tricks and such.
Dude, you Rocked the park with that Misty!

Way to rock the park with that trick.
by myNameIs Freaking Emy February 27, 2009
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