When you go to somebody’s house for a sex date for the first time and they only wear a blind fold and never take it off. Then you have sex, leave and they never see your face.
Johnny left his apartment door unlocked for me, I went into his bedroom to find him naked. I bird boxed him and left.
by SassySammie June 18, 2021
Get the Bird boxmug. by Poop Inspector May 22, 2018
Get the Penile boxingmug. Patrick: ”Aye Lucas rumor has it you got your Box mugged bud.”
Lucas: “ya bud I tossed her like salad.”
Patrick “dam I wish I had a shorty.”
Lucas: “ya bud I tossed her like salad.”
Patrick “dam I wish I had a shorty.”
by Pman4138 January 25, 2019
Get the Box muggedmug. by The box of the orange May 21, 2021
Get the Boxmug. A term used by Fortnite players to communicate fully surrounding a player in their builds, leaving them with no escape
"full boxed, 200!"
by boxed by tyrone January 1, 2022
Get the boxedmug. Slang for when a person mixes together two dangerous activities to form one even more dangerous activities. For instance, drugs and humping.
by dankmememanman June 24, 2019
Get the CHESS-BOXmug. adj. (slang, humorous, absurd)
1. Extremely flamboyant, over-the-top, or obviously gay in a way that’s both unexpected and undeniable.
2. Unnecessarily extra, fabulous, or theatrical, like a Broadway performance starring a drag queen dressed as a fruit salad.
3. A phrase that sounds like an old-timey Southern saying but was actually made up in 2025, yet somehow feels like it always existed.
Coined in 2025, this phrase randomly combines “gay,” “cranberries,” and “California” into something that makes no sense but feels right. Originally created as a joke, it has since confused, entertained, and baffled people across the internet.
-grandaddychino
1. Extremely flamboyant, over-the-top, or obviously gay in a way that’s both unexpected and undeniable.
2. Unnecessarily extra, fabulous, or theatrical, like a Broadway performance starring a drag queen dressed as a fruit salad.
3. A phrase that sounds like an old-timey Southern saying but was actually made up in 2025, yet somehow feels like it always existed.
Coined in 2025, this phrase randomly combines “gay,” “cranberries,” and “California” into something that makes no sense but feels right. Originally created as a joke, it has since confused, entertained, and baffled people across the internet.
-grandaddychino
Gayer than a box of California cranberries:
• “Dude walked in wearing a pink velvet suit with rhinestones. That man is gayer than a box of California cranberries.”
• “Why does this dance routine look gayer than a box of California cranberries?”
• “I told my grandma that phrase and she swears she heard it before. The Mandela Effect is real.”
• “Dude walked in wearing a pink velvet suit with rhinestones. That man is gayer than a box of California cranberries.”
• “Why does this dance routine look gayer than a box of California cranberries?”
• “I told my grandma that phrase and she swears she heard it before. The Mandela Effect is real.”
by GranddaddyChino March 9, 2025
Get the Gayer than a box of California cranberriesmug.