on god

how black people either swear they telling the truth or they dont believe in god and just lie
or to say REALLY

Guy1: YO I JUST SAW SOME MOMS FIGHTING AT THE 7/11
Guy2: ON GOD?

by not your real June 17, 2023

Lilt gods

The lilt gods are Ben and Matthew the discoverers of the filth that is lilt. After discovering and discarding this disgusting drink we cast it away to the rats. The rats then scurried around and claimed it as there own. After doing much work making group chats and Instagram pages after lilt the lilt gods returned and claimed there mighty throne. There is now an international lilt day celebrated in memory of these gods. They are great role models and perfect citizens.

Let’s go praise and worship the lilt gods the wonderful Ben and Matthew.

by Liltgodno.1 April 10, 2021

that's god

cool, wicked, great, amazing

that's god dude!

by iAteTwoDonuts June 6, 2022

god dammit she pregnant

God dammit she pregnant means that she is pregnant you might get grounded so no mo gamecube.

"BABE IM PREGNANT"
"god dammit she pregnant."

by notononlineclasses November 9, 2020

Good Morning and God Bless

"When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet, it's a good morning and God bless." The term was first coined by Ethan Klein of H3H3, while discussing bathroom rituals in a Q&A.

Hila: Ethan, I need the bathroom, what are you doing?
Ethan: Good morning and God bless, Hila.
Hila: What?

by OfficialCodini May 23, 2018

The Net God

the net god is the giant net in the gym that you sacrifice other people's items to, such as a book, chair, binder, backpack, etc. a detention was the best achievment you could recieve for a while for sacrificing but now the greatest achievment is suspension. ALL HAIL NET GOD!

billy: dude i just sacrificed to the net god!
bob: nice man! did u get a detention?
billy: yea!
Mr Muschott: >:(

by billymays69 October 13, 2011

oh god it shidded

oh god it shidded

oh god it shidded

by Someonewhoisdefinitelynotyou May 20, 2023