by Cabgtv December 1, 2020
Get the Cock Rocks mug.When a man, usually caucasian in his mid-30s to late-50s that works in a profession other than music, gets dumped or divorced after a long relationship and "rediscovers" self-expression in the form of music.
Because their sense of style has frozen since the beginning of said relationship, it's usually heavily indicative of some long-forgotten or now derided genre or artist.
It almost always suffers from very low production value in both audio and the visuals for whatever medium on which they release it.
While the name implies a specific genre, it can also come in the form of hip hop, metal, jazz, or any other style of music.
See: "Moon River Rock" or "Can I Borrow a Feeling" for examples.
Because their sense of style has frozen since the beginning of said relationship, it's usually heavily indicative of some long-forgotten or now derided genre or artist.
It almost always suffers from very low production value in both audio and the visuals for whatever medium on which they release it.
While the name implies a specific genre, it can also come in the form of hip hop, metal, jazz, or any other style of music.
See: "Moon River Rock" or "Can I Borrow a Feeling" for examples.
Ron: "Hey, did you get a chance to listen to my demos?"
Ron's Son: "Yeah, dad. Everyone has. It sounds exactly like Matchbox 20. It's so embarrassing."
Ron: "It is not! I put my blood, sweat, & tears into those songs! Some of those songs are about you and your mother, you know! How a man can hurt inside!"
Ron's Son: "It's fuckin' Dentist Rock, dad. Mom's with Gary now. Just leave it!"
Ron's Son: "Yeah, dad. Everyone has. It sounds exactly like Matchbox 20. It's so embarrassing."
Ron: "It is not! I put my blood, sweat, & tears into those songs! Some of those songs are about you and your mother, you know! How a man can hurt inside!"
Ron's Son: "It's fuckin' Dentist Rock, dad. Mom's with Gary now. Just leave it!"
by Busta Schnut October 28, 2023
Get the Dentist Rock mug.A subgenre of rock music featuring heavy bass, trip-hop drum grooves, psychedelic guitars, SLOW tempos and ominous/mysterious lyrical themes. Can also use piano and experimental production to evoke a sophisticated "secret agent" vibe, or a mysterious far-away "underwater" feeling (hence the term murk).
Essentially, goth + grunge with electronic elements.
Essentially, goth + grunge with electronic elements.
David Bowie's "Something in the Air (American Psycho Remix" is murk rock.
Rik Schaffer's instrumental tracks for VtM:B are murk rock.
Frøst's "Drag You Under" is murk rock.
Rik Schaffer's instrumental tracks for VtM:B are murk rock.
Frøst's "Drag You Under" is murk rock.
by Choward Murphis November 22, 2024
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La Rock is the last name of about 2,487 people, deriving from French origins.
One of those people needs to name their baby boy Dwayne.
One of those people needs to name their baby boy Dwayne.
by WeedEatingOranguntang May 24, 2022
Get the La Rock mug.Friend: My sisters boyfriend took the rock em sock em game.
Friend goes to the restroom and fucks the toy like rock em sock em freak
Friend goes to the restroom and fucks the toy like rock em sock em freak
by Thankful Deer May 9, 2023
Get the rock em sock em freak mug.A derogatory term used when talking about new wave of Black Metal (namely American bands) remarking shift in lyrical themes from death and darkness to nature and loneliness, and improving the quality of production. Used mostly by Black Metal purists so they can distant themselves from people the consider "untrue".
Person 1: Been listening to some Black Metal recently?
Person 2: Yeah, found out Agalloch, and absolutely love them.
Person 1: Man, I asked you about Black Metal, not Forest Rock.
Person 2: Yeah, found out Agalloch, and absolutely love them.
Person 1: Man, I asked you about Black Metal, not Forest Rock.
by chaseme2thesky December 14, 2014
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