PoD: Penis of Destiny

Legendary dick said to be wielded by a magical wizard who's powers rival that of Jesus himself.

Notable Figures in History who died searching for the PoD;
Billy Mays
Elvis Presley
2PAC
Steve Irwin
Adolf Hitler
Bruce Lee
John F. Kennedy
John Lennon
Pope John Paul II
Julius Caesar
Christopher Colombus

The PoD should not be taken lightly. It is said the one bearing the PoD shall rise again to conquer nations and your mothers pussy. If you encounter the chosen one shield your eyes for his mighty package will melt your face clean off.

Heed this warning and do not fall to the ill fate of those brave souls listed above.

PoD: Penis of Destiny

An ancient spanish manuscript translated from Latin reads:

Colombus sailed the ocean blue in 1492,
He found a cock the size of the Gibralter rock,
and he died a slow painfull face melting death.

by superbadchicksgivingmemclovin February 28, 2011

Penis Inspection Day

The day at school when the principal inspects the penises and forskins of whichever students he chooses. The students who are not circumcised are the given a circumcision with a rusty keychain knife.

Wow, Mr. Whitt gave me a very thorough inspection of my dick on penis inspection day.

I heard Jamars big penis slapped Mr. Smiths face when he went to inspect Jamal’s penis on penis inspection day in his history class.

by big_dicked_boiiii February 9, 2019

small penis syndrome

Term used for people of an envied lifestyle who do not seem to desrve it. Used by jealous little fags with penis size similar to or less than average. This term is always used by the poor, the scrawney, the obese, the ugly, the stupid, the ignorant. Never used by people who respect that the size of theirs is nothing short of monstous- people like that don't need to assume everyone cool is making up for it.

GUY1: That dude has a ferrari.
GUY2: He has small penis syndrome.

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

operation iraqi penis

president bush is against masturbation (www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/purity), so he wanted to INVADE Iraq to circumcise all iraqi males and teach them to stop masturbating (what heppened to sistani.org? bush wants to cover his mistakes!). Since females in iraq are very private, trying to do anything of that sort to them, would cause most muslims to hate the u.s. so bad, that it wouldn't be worth it. Even the great bush jr. is afraid of the islamic world to some extent (see him ticking lately?)

operation iraqi penis was later abondoned, when it was found out that Islam does not allow people to masturbate anyhow, and they do a good job of following. (but the great little bush still closed the access of sistani.org, and some others to cover his mistakes)

by mean while he turned people's attention on catching bin laden March 24, 2004

Leaning Tower of Penis

A variation of the Eiffel Tower.

As with the Eiffel Tower, this sexual act involves three participants: two men and a woman. One man is getting fellated, by the woman, whilst the other man is penetrating her vagina or anus.

Mid-coitus, the two men diagonally high-five each other, thus creating the lean.

Hey Mike, Amy is talking like she wants to get slammed by the Leaning Tower of Penis tonight, you down?

by BehindtheHype May 7, 2010

whale penis intake

a very large diameter air intake pipe commonly found on ricer honda civics

The whale penis intake adds about 50 horsepower.

by dboyfromdahood November 17, 2011

penis frond

This is what Opie smells like. It's kind of like those plants that grow in swampmarshes.

Gee, Opie sure does smell like a penis frond.

by Ultima September 30, 2003