A "New Age guru" who uses incomprehensible language and a deeply flawed misinterpretation of science to say "Quantum Physics makes anything possible", and that you can choose a future "in the quantum field through by combining electricity from thoughts and magnetism from emotions".
Joe Dispenza: You are a frequency in the infinite quantum field where there is no past, present and future.
Rational person: Errr... What? How?
Joe Dispenza: Because, "5th dimension", "infinity", "eternal", "energy", "quantum field", "frequency"
Rational person: ...
New Agers: Yes, this is the key! The key to life and the universe and everything!
Joe Dispenza: Buy my CDs and come to my workshop
Rational person: Errr... What? How?
Joe Dispenza: Because, "5th dimension", "infinity", "eternal", "energy", "quantum field", "frequency"
Rational person: ...
New Agers: Yes, this is the key! The key to life and the universe and everything!
Joe Dispenza: Buy my CDs and come to my workshop
by happybloke42 June 19, 2021
Get the Joe Dispenzamug. 
Describing a person who does too much, is too loud or in everyone’s face.
Commonly used in Philadelphia
Commonly used in Philadelphia
by Ijustbebored February 13, 2022
Get the Joemug. Verb- to go around town the day before recycleables are collected and steal them unknowingly during the night and into the early hours of the morning to earn some cash.
by Homeless Joe 69 January 22, 2009
Get the the homeless joemug. by Hamdinner December 20, 2021
Get the Joe Roammug. 