National ruben cant speak day

ruben is always talking about his manatee t shirts and it is getting tiring.

it is national ruben cant speak day hooray!

by hiuttsdrrgrwer May 22, 2023

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National Kick An Aggressive Person Day

The day where you can kick anyone who is aggressive.

Hey its national kick an aggressive person day let's kick him

by EDON_MY_C0C October 16, 2019

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National ride your boyfriend day

On December 23 your girlfriend will ride you all day to get you ready for Christmas Eve

It’s the 23rd!!

National ride your Boyfriend day

Bet lemme ride

by Kitty kat killer October 3, 2021

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National Rip Off Ears Day

some people say April 24th is national r*pe day, so therefore we will make it national rip off ears day, ears are quite easy to rip off just start at the top and pull down at a angle❤️

“hey, did you know april 24th is national rip off ears day? “
“oh really?”
“yup!”
“nice, definitely if somebody looks at me sideways their ear will be ripped off!”

by ..brookkk April 23, 2021

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National Bully Your Girlfriend Day

December 15th is national Bully your girlfriend day!

B: you seriously want to hug me?
G: why wouldn't I?
B: because you smell like Dwight schrute after he got back from his beet farm and its national bully your girlfriend day!

by Hudson_Legend December 15, 2021

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