National Hold Short People Day

After October 21, which was throw short people day, October 22 you can hold anyone under 5’4 with no permission needed (Out of apology for the day before Oct 22)

Prepare to be held for it is National Hold Short People Day

by AyoooitsMay October 16, 2021

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National Trip Tall People Day

Contrary to national throw short people day, on October 28th anyone 5’4 and under has permission to trip, cripple, and/or break the kneecaps of anyone 6,0 or taller

Fellow midgets we must rejoice, it is national trip tall people day

by Poop_Snorkler October 19, 2021

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national give a caitlyn a hug day

for all the caitlyn’s out there, your day is here 💗

“hey, i think we should give that caitlyn a hug!”
“why”
“because it’s national give a caitlyn a hug day!”

by apriI October 21, 2021

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National Kiss Your Boyfriend Day

October 31: Kiss your Boyfriend Day!

You: hey babe I have a surprise
BF: what is it?
You: *kiss* Its National Kiss Your Boyfriend Day!

by yshdrnsfkjsnjhfnesf October 27, 2021

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National be nice to your boyfriend day

28 October

a day where you be extra nice to your boyfriend

girlfriend: "your looking beautiful today."
girlfriend: gives kiss
boyfriend: "whats mad you so nice."
girlfriend: "its national be nice to your boyfriend day."

by boyfriend day October 27, 2021

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