Blue Box

An object that is non functional or not functioning as intended

An annoyance that actively inhibits the use of an object

That refrigerator is a blue box

by ThePurpleMage1 February 3, 2023

posse box

A police officer’s ticket book or clip board used for holding citations or other papers

“Grab my posse box from the back seat”

by Dumbledizz March 3, 2021

Jack in the box

When a guy jacks off in a box

Damn did you see Dave jack in the box

by Brady click July 7, 2018

Boxed like a fish

Used to define men as being gay

Bitch you boxed like a fish useless motherfucker

by My grandma's house March 23, 2021

Swag Box

A bunch of awesome merchandise presented in a custom box. Often used by companies when welcoming new hires to the team.

Swag Boxes tend to include popular items like branded socks, power banks, hoodies, stickers and keyrings.

When I started this job I knew I would love it here the second I open my Swag Box!

by Swag BoxUK June 1, 2020

Bait Box

Noun:
A box used in porch fishing that is placed on a porch or stoop as bait for mail thieves, aka "Porch Pirates" to be intentionally stolen. They sometimes include animal feces, or gross things to add some payback and hopefully deter the thief from stealing in the future.
Some on YouTube have gone more elaborate and built glitter flinging devices and boxes attached to shot shell primers to scare the thief.

"I buy my bait boxes at porchfishing.org. They have the freshest shit around."

"If you need a decent bait box go to porchfishing.org for all your dog shit needs."

by @pdxTurdHunter April 6, 2023

boxed Mac and cheese

The lifeblood of every college dropout. It's like a hug in a bowl, but with noodles and orange powder. Eat it straight from the pot and customize it with whatever's in your fridge, from hot dogs to Sriracha. It's the meal that says "I may have dropped out, but I'm still living my best life."

Aight, bout to make myself some boxed Mac and cheese

by LUMONOVA April 17, 2023