Schwing Job

Stimulating the anus whilst getting off.

Yo girl,that schwing job last night was hella tight.

by Notrex Hanemann March 25, 2009

Zerg Job

When your girl comes home and kisses you with Albanian cum in her mouth.

Bro, did you hear about Zerg and how his girl gave him a Zerg Job yesterday??

by WLUPIMPS July 8, 2024

lash-up job

A task absolved without education, preparation, or design.

- Let's lash those two ladders together, that would be a bridge!
- That's not a bridge, that's just a lash-up job.

by Waldt September 30, 2022

paper job

The sexual act of getting several paper cuts on the erect penis and then receive a blow job until it stops bleeding.

He received a paper job in the bathroom.

by I create more jobs than trump December 10, 2016

Pearl Job

A superior blow job performed by any male of the Pearl family in which the male Pearl gargles the fresh semen with eyes closed before swallowing.

I thought Laura gave good blow jobs until Ryan gave me my first Pearl Job last night...

by D. Uorts June 21, 2020

lunch job

Eating a girl out, the act of oral sex on a woman.

I totally just gave that girl a lunch job.

by doom.bringing.st April 10, 2009

kwalked off the job

Sellin bunk dope. Even to Fran’s. Bottom dweller.

Dude this is all cut, mussa kwalked off the job again.

by #FlexLuthor November 17, 2021