shut your cunt

When the person who is better off than you is complaining about their "rough" life or shall we say "hard times"

I have an idea, why don't you shut your cunt.

If you want me to be your friend, you'll shut your cunt.

by kevreb October 25, 2006

Fucktardian Cunt Waffle

When somebody who does somthing unimaginably fuck tarded.

“I can’t belive you recked my truck you Fucktardian Cunt Waffle” or

“You are a fucktardian cunt waffle”

by Creative cuss words- R - us August 18, 2018

Cunt trumpet

vuvuzela

I couldn't hear the commentary over the fucking cunt trumpet

by Kokweasl June 20, 2010

Blitzing Cunt

When someone is bitching about lots of stuff, and is frantic.

Xanthe you Blitzing Cunt get me a beee!

by Johnnyzsh May 18, 2006

lazy cunt tax

A court ordered payment made to a woman, other than child support. (i.e. alimony or spousal support)

I have to pay a $2000 a month lazy cunt tax to that bitch.

by John Laricat April 25, 2008

Autistic Cunt Faggot

An Autistic Cunt Faggot is the most amazing person ever! She will always be there for you when you need her. She tends to have 'blonde moments' but that's why you love her. She might be shy when you first meet her but once you get to know her she is a fun, crazy, loving person. She will make a great girlfriend. An Autistic Cunt Faggot is sweet and drop dead gorgeous!! Like BEAUTIFUL(: She is crazy about one guy. And loves all of her friends. An Autistic Cunt Faggot knows how to cheer someone up when they are sad. She knows all the right things to say. You should always go to an Autistic Cunt Faggot if you need anything! An Autistic Cunt Faggot is usually tall. And is very athletic. All the girls wish they were her. An Autistic Cunt Faggot also has schwaag. And is very smart. An Autistic Cunt Faggot is very fun to be around and will always make you smile(: Even the first time you meet an Autistic Cunt Faggot you will love her. An Autistic Cunt Faggot is just perff in her own way and listens to no one but her self. She knows right from wrong. And is just the definition of AMAZING! Make sure you never lose an Autistic Cunt Faggot, they are a one of a kind(:

I love hanging out with Autistic Cunt Faggot
Autistic Cunt Faggot is so pretty!

by Larry Ty February 22, 2019

rusty cunt bucket

A general proclamation of disdain or dissatisfaction. Its first mainstream use was by the character Ari Gold on the HBO Series "Entourage".

<golf shot hooks off fairway> "Rusty cunt bucket! FUCK!!"

by /. March 6, 2009