trump, n. a small, stump-like penis that is visibly wider than it is tall. Remarkable diminutive and toadstool-like in appearance. Any namesake or lookalike of the original "trump," the membrum virile of the 45th President of the United States, which was so described by actress and director Stephanie Gregory Clifford (also known as Stormy Daniels), along with other intimate partners of the former president. Synonymous with choad or chode.
1. A: "It's stunning that with a stumpy, tiny trump like that the guy was able to procreate and have a family!"
2. Mike: "Now I know why the humiliatingly fawning and worshipful followers of the 45th President are called 'trumplickers'!" Ike: "Yeah, the cult members, the man, and his micro-mushroom are equally ridiculous and repulsive! They're all one and the same!"
2. Mike: "Now I know why the humiliatingly fawning and worshipful followers of the 45th President are called 'trumplickers'!" Ike: "Yeah, the cult members, the man, and his micro-mushroom are equally ridiculous and repulsive! They're all one and the same!"
by anonymiserly October 12, 2021
Get the trumpmug. 
Trump's law
>Dude, trump hired another globalist.
> Didn't he said that he was going to drain the swamp?
>Yeah he tweeted that.
>Dude, trump hired another globalist.
> Didn't he said that he was going to drain the swamp?
>Yeah he tweeted that.
by juasjuasie June 3, 2017
Get the Trump's lawmug. past tense Trumped a bullet.
idiom: a. To escape an undesirable outcome or fate by something more than sheer, stupid luck; b. To be saved from a catastrophic event by divine intervention; c. to dodge a bullet (proverbial), but more serious or impactful.
idiom: a. To escape an undesirable outcome or fate by something more than sheer, stupid luck; b. To be saved from a catastrophic event by divine intervention; c. to dodge a bullet (proverbial), but more serious or impactful.
Man, I almost got into a major car accident just now, but somehow I got around it totally unscathed.
Wow, you really Trumped a bullet.
Wow, you really Trumped a bullet.
by ArchitectOfTheApocalypse July 19, 2024
Get the Trumped a bulletmug. Being a sore loser
The 1991 Detroit Pistons were trumping when they walked off the court without shaking hands after losing to the Chicago Bulls in the first round.
by Will Riker November 15, 2020
Get the Trumpingmug. A type of bowel movement, that when flushed, precedes to run alongside the inner walls of a toilet leaving an embarrassingly gross stain throughout it's demise.
by Fross09 September 16, 2021
Get the Trumpmug. A person with the means to pay for goods and services they ordered but who backs out of paying when the bill arrives.
We ordered the ribeye steaks, had a great time,, and then just trumped.
I told my hairdresser I wanted a blowout. When it was done, I said I hated it and I totally trumped her.
Donald Trump is the king of trumping.
I hate going out to eat with Derrick, he trumps everytime the bill comes.
I told my hairdresser I wanted a blowout. When it was done, I said I hated it and I totally trumped her.
Donald Trump is the king of trumping.
I hate going out to eat with Derrick, he trumps everytime the bill comes.
by Fuckreallyallthenamesaretaken July 30, 2021
Get the TRUMPEDmug.