(noun) A person who shits into their palm in the shower, and then throws their shit to the toilet like they're making a 3 pointer.
by bowlofoatmeal February 1, 2022

A "poop gnome" is a slang term that does not have a universally recognized definition. It is most commonly used to refer to a small gay man (no longer on vacation) who loves poop sex.
by poopdefender February 10, 2023

by Jas the rat55 May 17, 2020

im pooping
by pooooooooooopppp329789ejhd October 9, 2020

A dump where your colon, and subsequently, the majority of your toilet are full of shit like a politician. This bowel movement is the result of a fiber rich diet, and is noted by several productive pushes, an overuse of toilet paper, and the need to flush more than once to get rid of the mess.
"I'm sorry I'm late. I had to take a politician poop, and it took twenty minutes to flush it all down."
by King12401 July 31, 2022
