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chris rocked

when you get slapped so hard that you are stunted usually after making a j.i. jane joke
by Xx__that_gay_guy__xX March 31, 2022
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Rocks

Rocks are what people call cocain, or a ballsack
Me:Yo Jackson went to jail
Henry: why

Me: the 12 found rocks in his apartment
by Jackson perr September 2, 2016
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Rock-sliding

When you are playing rock, paper, scissors and all you give is rock. Also used when an action is seems like it would be repeated. Often you the action changes on your turn. Usually used in reflection about a game.
Bro 1: "Dude, Why did you put paper?"

Bro 2: " I don't know. I thought he was rock-sliding me."

"I thought thirteen would win, it has been played 4 times in a row, but I guess the roulette was rock-sliding me.
by J3ffisthedude June 20, 2013
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Rocking Horse Ranch

When you pull out a raging boner, cover it in Cholula hot sauce, and fuck a girl when she's on her period, making hot sauce, blood, and semen mix together and make the girl get a knife and stab you in the scrotum so when you have haemorrhagic shock, you get pissed and fuck her in the eye sockets and rip her face off
"I just did the Rocking Horse Ranch on my ex the other day and she's in the hospital."
by aiden2000 October 15, 2025
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Sun Ken Rock

A badass manga written by Boichi with great art, characters, sense of humor and a ton of ecchi.
A: Have you read Sun Ken Rock
B: Yes, it's great
by Legosi GygaChad34 June 18, 2022
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Throw a rock in your cave

When you obtain a home equity loan to raise enough down payment to have the vehicle loan approved by a bank. It comes from the cave man days of having rocks in his cave which decreased his square living space.
The finance manager at the automobile dealership told Billy Jack to go "throw a rock in your cave" when Billy Jack could not raise enough down payment for approval of a loan on his Corvette.
by 00NKB July 16, 2024
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rocking the casket

When you sleep with someone who is old enough to be your grandparent. Much like rocking the cradle but reversed.
Hey have you seen Dylan? Yea he's upstairs rocking the casket with some granny he met at the bar.
by Funnyguy47 April 21, 2018
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