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Joe

Joe is the name given to someone with the following characteristics.
A deep voice, sometimes comparable to batman. However this time he is the vilian. Joe enjoys throwing school busses full of disabled orphans at puppies with his huge biceps.

No one enjoys annoying Joe as he has a humungus shmeat stick and will whipe you to the floor with it.

Joe enjoys eating the souls of deceased victoriana children for breakfast and sometimes if he is feeling peckish, will have them for brunch.

Sometimes when Joe is bored, he goes to help in burning buildings but actually just skullfucks the bodies.

Joe is completely emotionless exept to his family.
"is it a bird?"

"is it a plane?"

"no! Its Joe!"

"what is he doing at the orphanage?"
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Joe

Describing a person who does too much, is too loud or in everyone’s face.

Commonly used in Philadelphia
Person 1: You want a oop with the girl jay?
Person 2: Nawl bro she too joe for me.
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Joe Wakefield

Joe Wakefields are usually quite lanky, long faced, with almost horselike features, Often brunette or dirty blonde. You may catch them lurking around bathrooms with a vape, and working dead end jobs in retail. Are they gay? we will never know..His music taste plays a big part in this theory but also his love for musicals. If you know a Joe keep him close because he needs you, to keep his sanity high and his depression low. Joe is usually shy and awkward and confusing at first but when you let him get comfortable around you, he will soon open up. If you’re lucky enough to have a joe in make sure you treat him right because he’s fragile on the inside, keep in touch, touch his leg hair, kiss his lips…lick his feet
OMG IS THAT JOE WAKEFIELD, yes indeed it is…and hes ready
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Joe Mama

It’s a joke that means your mama. And whoever roasted you with that joke must have given you seventh degree burns.
Person 1: hey have you heard from joe yet?
Person 2: who’s joe?

Person 1: JOE MAMA
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