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Sonic hand job

The act of masturbating to another male while watching hedgehog porn video while siting on a bunch of hedgehogs. You must do this act at the speed of sound, if somone caught you, you will have to scream pingus!
I will give you a sonic hand job and you will LIKE IT!
by Mexican geek January 21, 2018
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Job Stalking

Job Stalking is the phenomenon of employers viewing your job application repeatedly for some reason, but then never reaching out to you in any way. They will view your application multiple times for no reason . One theory is that they see you are qualified, but are biased against folks with a lot of education and not much experience. They want to value your education, but will not reach out because of political correctness and age discrimination for younger recent college grads.
Eric applied to a job on Zip Recruiter for an entry level IT position. The employer kept viewing his application and a notice kept showing up on Eric's phone that his application had been viewed by the employer who's job he applied to. Eric was worried about Job Stalking.
by FunTdrip January 15, 2024
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9-to-5 job

Something that you do sooo often on a daily basis that it literally becomes your akcual 9-to-5 job.
Example sentence: I can't imagine binge-watching YouTube becoming my literal 9-to-5 job from 0.0001 seconds after I lose the self-control not to subscribe to 600+ YouTube channels in a row.
by Emotional Cruiser August 25, 2025
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Roman Paint Job

The act of painting, or marking the surface of an object for the purpose of protesting a fascist government, company, or person(s).
Wow, so many Tesslas have a Roman Paint Job.
by Anonymous Painter March 15, 2025
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Warm-Up Job

The Act Of Putting Both Hands Inside And Or Down Pants?Sweatpants To Warm Them Up.
Bro It Was So Fucking Cold So I Gave Myself A Warm-Up Job.
by RedRayvyn November 5, 2011
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Wog job

When two people, generally of European ethnicity that has been called a wog before, are doing some sort of work around the house by any means (usually cheap) but one of them stand there and talk trash the entire time. Then proceeds to take partial credit later when the job is done.
Person 1: *Doing hard work, like fixing up a backyard gate*
Person 2: Yeah, this is boring. Oh, you need that tool over there? I cbf getting it. Dude, you're so uptight.

Later on...
Person 2: Oh, we sorted that gate out for you and it won't cause you any more problems.
Person 1: Oh, you lazy wog piece of sh-
Person 2: Alright, we'll be off now. *Damn, these wog jobs are such a breeze*
by Dannyboy51196 June 12, 2018
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Swamp Job

A blowjob from a grotesque, disgusting, toothless, sloppy, sweaty, older Floridian woman. Specifically given in the Everglades. Has to be performed with swamp water in their mouth. Must be very throaty. Be ready to get hepatitis A, B, or C.
Hey man I just got the best swamp job of my life from old Agnes down in the Everglades.
by Griggle May 25, 2024
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