Jared (homeless guy)

Jared! The homeless guy down the street! He got kicked out by his parents for no apparent reason?… Anyway he’s now working for Walter where he keeps accidentally breaking the sink, he’s trying to save up for college but let’s be honest he’s 23 and never gonna get in college. (He also looks kind gay)

El caca: Look, it’s a homeless guy!
Walter: No that’s just Jared (homeless guy).
El caca: Oh, Look! It’s Jared !
Walter: Yeah Jared, that homosexual.

by ELCACAISAPIECEOFSHIT October 29, 2022

Guy Santillo

Total simp

Don’t be a guy Santillo

“It’s not simping if it’s for ur girlfriend!!!!”

by asigrocks September 25, 2020

girl's guy

A girl's girl but it's a guy
A guy who really respects girls
A high quality male specimen
Very rare

Hauke is a girl's guy.
Hauke: The first of its kind.

by Charolastracharolo February 23, 2025

Tech Guy

The coolest guy in your life. He is tall, likes country, and is as hot as fuck. All the other kids obsess over him because he is hot

I’m friends with a Tech Guy

by P.Quodjo March 11, 2021

Punani Guy

This Guy Who is Really Cool. Has a friend named Cobbie who has a really really small Penis, A Micropenis.

Punani Guy has a friend named Cobbie.

by Punani Guy April 17, 2022

They STOLE Christianity, guys!

Cody... I wrote a bible... Do you seriously think I don't know how a Christianity works? A 3rd of my screen time is apologetics and theology! What are you fucking talking about?

Shit-lib "They STOLE Christianity, guys! The only REALLY Christianity is whichever of the 40,000-55,000 denominations that don't conflict with my liberal social values!"

Hym "You know I wanted to add a 'DERRRR!' there, right? I wrote a bible Cody! The ULTIMATE hypertext! THE SUPER-OMEGA BIBLE SUPREME! In store now! $21.85! And that isn't a typo! There is only 1 store... That sells it! The ULTIMATE store! The only store than matters! You know the one!"

by Hym Iam April 29, 2024

It’s just some guy I work with

just some

It’s just some guy I work with

by anonymous February 2, 2024