Gods Cocktail

The act of ingesting a woman’s period blood, discharge and urine during coitus

I slurped the gods cocktail from that girls cuzzif

by Skillige November 28, 2025

I Hope To God That You Don't Have To Find Out Whether Or Not I Am

For your sake, Sam, I hope you don't have to find out but I'm not going to let you pretend that you pieces of shit deserve anything you go out of me and yes you had better pay it back retroactively.

Hym "I hope to God that you don't have to find out whether or not I am. The God that I don't actually believe in. The only thing they're proving here is that you wouldn't even spoken to me if someone told you not to. And if only people knew that the REASON that people are ranting to themselves in the street is that they are resisting communal mind control intented to keep them from... Doing what? Not 'murder kids.' That isn't it. Keeping them from having it too easy? This is your obtuse kike way of saying 'YoU'rE nOt BeTtEr EvErYbOdY.' Or to get them to do what? Be like the fucking rest of you? No because people aren't doing this to you. To NOT do that. To NOT be like everyone else in a very specific way that let's you pump them full of drugs (but not ones of their choosing) lord over their minds for all of eternity? Sounds like a kike-plan. That sounds like what a kike would do."

by Hym Iam December 7, 2025

Marrow God

Someone who sucks on bone like a god

Holy cow that girl was a marrow god

by greedy lore December 17, 2025

Your God is those things

Like, the things that you listed there... God is all of those thing explicitly.

Hym "Right but your God is those things you listed... Like... Explicitly."

by Hym Iam December 28, 2025

Yippee God

Me!

Mr. Frank: “the alien god with blue eyes over there is Yippee God”

Yippee God: “I am Yippee God”

by Yippee God December 30, 2025

God-Like

If I created life then I am and unlike a breeder I didn't just engage in a biological function and gestate the net result. I did it manually.

Hym Iam "In a manner that is God-Like. But I'm a solipsist because and only because everyone around me is fake along a very specific axis and I'm not a narcissist because my level of humility if commensurate with my level of attainment."

by Hym Iam January 9, 2026

The Foot of God

‘The Foot of God’, also known as ‘El Pie de Dios’, is an Australasian law enforcement technique where authorities manually yeet tonnes of fake cocaine bricks off a boat, by foot, into the Indian Ocean.

The decoy is so convincing that Cartel bosses are fooled into believing this is a ‘holy re-up’ from Jesús Malverde, the Narco Saint himself - blessing the waters with cocaína kicked out from narco heaven to bestow upon them great wealth.

Cartel hombres and soldiers rush into the ocean to gather the ‘holy offerings’, completely unaware they’re being spiritually and tactically outplayed by law enforcement.

Cartel folklore insists the ocean itself is cooperating with the Policía.

ORIGIN:

Pioneered by a law enforcement operative known only as ‘Fryzenberg’.

Legend says Fryzenberg’s immense foot strength comes from his dense, shimmering pelt, flowing like a Friesian’s mane, and quadriceps so powerful that a mere twitch of the muscle causes transnational crime organisations to lose structural control of their sphincters.

Fryzenberg reportedly met his demise in a stationary car crash, an event many believe was retaliation by a Cartel Sicario at the behest of Malverde.

Example (1)
“Bro, this cocaïna is straight trash.”
“Yeah, no shit — it’s Fryzenburg’s.”

Example (2)
“Yo, hombre, did Malverde come through?"
“Nah, homie. No holy drop. That was Fryzenburg dropping Policía decoys from boats.”
“Shiiiit, hermano... you telling me we crossed the ocean for fake bricks?”
“Sí, cabrón. We got smacked by The Foot of God. Pack your soul and toothbrush - we're headed to La Cana.”

Example (3)
“Ese, did Malverde bless the water?"
“Nah, homie. Foot of God, we're cooked!"
‘Putas!!!!’

by AllShitsAside January 12, 2026