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Are you John Travolta?

Just answer yes. JUST FUCKING ANSWER YES. IF YOU DON’T HE WONT STOP JUST SAY YES AND HE’LL STOP.
I’m sorry for raising my voice. It’s just if you don’t appease him quick he’ll get attached and you’ll never get rid of him. You can try everything, framing him for crimes, hiring hitmen, murder, forced containment but he never stops and never disappears. So just say yes.
Him: “Are you John Travolta?”
Bob: “Yes.”
Him: “Oh cool.”
by TheFloorIsALie November 7, 2023
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John

The definition of John is to be very salty. To have much salt. To get very upset when losing at things.
"You are being a John! " I said after winning a game of magic the gathering.
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we did a funny thing then get chased by cops and john left the fucking door open exposing our hideout to the cops
SHUT THE FUCKING DOOR JOHN THE COPS ARE HERE
OKAY
by juggingrootsyeehaw12 November 5, 2023
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Sloppy John

We've only got hotdog buns so I guess we're having sloppy johns tonight.
by jakestl July 6, 2018
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John

John is a beautiful, charming, sexy guy. He is so faithful to the girl he loves. He plays wrestling and trading and has the muscles of a god! He has the cutest smile and hottest voice. John has a 10-inch dick, and girls LOVE IT! Johns usually go good with Sonia’s. John and Sonia love to make out. They have some really hot sex too! Sonia And John were on top of each other making out on the first date! They love each other’s bodies and walk around naked with each other. They touch each other and shower together. John has the hottest muscle and dick. A John naked is literally gold! John is a hot guy who makes out and has sex with Sonia.
Did you see John by the hospital yesterday? He was so hot he made everyone burn
by AshtonLullabybee August 24, 2021
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John Semen

The act of of cumming inside her then immediately turning invisible
Awe shit I just got John Semend
by Cleatus fat cockus April 1, 2021
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