Jack Brockton-Noble’s dad

Jack Brockton-Nobles dad is not real.

He went missing in 2008 when his wife became pregnant with his son and then she became a man.

Oh my god! Is that Jack Brockton-Noble’s dad
No, it is just his mum. His dad is over there *points to sky*

by Jack Brockton Noble’s dad March 22, 2022

tongue jack fart box

the act of using your tongue to penetrate the anus of your partner during sexual foreplay

I want to tongue jack fart box

Matt: "Damn girl, I want to tongue jack your fart box!"

Jason: "She tongue jacked my fart box last night"

Raaaaaaandy: "Yes! I can tongue jack your fart box!"

by Brian, winona September 20, 2009

Jack up your heater

Finger or jacking off to make you warmer!

You should go jack up your heater to stay warm!

by Tracie and Raquel December 21, 2008

jacks wee wee bush

Its the bush jacksucksatlife pissed it when he was playing irl geoguesser

Jacks wee wee bush is in England... I couldn't think of anything better

by I'm bored so I wrote that November 11, 2022

jack bauer power hour

College-going fans have developed a drinking game in which you have to down one shot for every time Jack Bauer says "Damn it," which is the show's "Fuck" and "Shit" substitute.

"During one episode, by the end of the show there had to be fourteen 'Damn its.' I could just see all those college kids going, "Oh Fuck!" and "What a great jack bauer power hour..."

-Kiefer Sutherland, Rolling Stone >> April 20, 2006

by maria luisa May 11, 2006

national jack-off day

A day that everyman in the world has to jack off. The date of national jack-off day is May 5. The best time to jack-off would be 5:55 on 5/5.

Yo im so pumped cause tomorrow is national jack-off day and i can wait to bust a nut everywhere

by floppy sausage April 23, 2008

Tea Jacked, ala mode

The sexual act in which a man stradles his female parters face (facing her feet) dropping his testicles into her mouth to suck. At the same time jacking his cock until he shoots streams of cum towards her pussy while she is getting head by another female.

Dude, My girl surprised me by letting her freak friend join in while I tea jacked the fuck out of her. Her friend was eating her pussy while I jacked my cock until I shot streams of cum all over her friends face. I call it Tea Jacked, ala mode!

by DSatch1 December 30, 2009