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Don't Touch The Poop

Don't Touch The Poop is a term used amongst followers of Lolcows like Chris Chan, Cyraxx and Daniel Larson as a golden rule of sorts when it comes to their antics online. The act itself is referred to as "Poop Touching" and the people who often engage in Poop Touching are considered Weens

The phrase means to avoid interacting or any other kind of engagement with Lolcows as it usually doesn't result in the reaction you are looking for and more than likely it will also have some sort of negative consequence such as being doxed by more efficient trolls or by the Lolcow themselves.
Person 1: "Yo I'm gonna DM Cyraxx and tell him I'm a girl that thinks he's hot! Won't that be so funny?!"

Person 2: "Thats a stupid fucking idea dude. Don't touch the poop."
by kfc_manager__ May 15, 2025
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Poop sock

A sock used to defecate into, typically shared amongst siblings during playtime to avoid leaving to use the bathroom. A big mistake that's made is the when children grow up, they don't grow out of the poop sock phase. Either that or the middle child will take the poop sock and smack it against the wall spreading the poop all over the wall.
The youngest: Who has the poop sock? I need to go really badly.
The oldest: I think your big brother took it.
The middle: Guys, emergency! Mom found the poop sock!
by Your brother in Christ April 7, 2023
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Poop

It can be used oh your poop
by Sexyssssss June 18, 2021
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Ass Poop Bitch

OMG HE HAS ASS POOP BITCH, I FEEL SO BAD
by LoneGray December 21, 2020
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Poop

I need to take a poop
by ManamesJEFF February 4, 2019
mugGet the Poopmug.

poop

POOP=HHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
i did the most AHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAEST poop EVER.... it no taste so good
by TheOPEgg December 8, 2021
mugGet the poopmug.

Suprise poops

While having diarrhea, your peeing from your ass when a suprise solid bursts from your asshole in a painful manor.
Yo I had the shits really bad when I was hit by the suprise poops
by Arrogantman April 20, 2021
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