fight cat

People who like to pick fights and usually suck at it!

Oh run, theres Brendan. He is such a fight cat!

by SmartS September 18, 2012

Cat boy

A person who is hot and may were a maid dress and has cat ears

Kyo sohma is a cute cat boy sadly he is not real and is from an anime

by Iskwnsnsisj May 23, 2021

Cat

A large, weird creature. Fat and eats a lot. Likes knocking things down and ruining things.

The cat knocked the cup off the table.

by MyFatcat February 21, 2020

A witch and her cat

A sick podcast on spotify about Harry Potter

(on patreon and buzzsprout too)
:)

smart person; hey did you listen to that last episode of A Witch And Her Cat

other smart human; ofc i’m not an idiot

by bruh ur mom December 9, 2021

Cat Doctor

A doctor who happens to be a cat.

"We need a pussy. We need a Cat Doctor!"

by MaffaMuffa April 5, 2017

Cat

(k-ah-t); noun

This term can be used to describe two different meanings:
1. A demonic being ready to attack at any moment before you can think
2. The most adorable little fluff ball on earth that will beg and beg to be pet

These two meanings, surprisingly, can describe the same creature over the course of just ten minutes. This dramatic change can happen by doing only one thing; feeding them. Now, if you own one of these peculiar creatures and it is not feeding time yet, please, please run and hide. Unless you are willing to have an enormous scratch across your forehead and a cat sat on top of your dead body, of course.

"the cat sat on my homework" or "look at your cat! He is so cute!" or "RUN. Steve hasn't had his treats yet.."

by BROCCOLIMONSTER June 4, 2025

cat lollipop

When you remove earwax with a Q-Tip then feed it to your cat.

It's slightly disturbing, but to them, it's natural animal fats and oils. It's very common for people to report their cat eats earwax. Apparently, cats have the inability to taste the bitter flavor of it.

I fed my kitty a cat lollipop.

by unidenphone July 6, 2022