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Two Bob Cunt

1.dishonest, thieving bastard. The low of the low belongs in a gutter.
2.Term of endearment between old friends in the pub.
1. Oi you filthy Two Bob Cunt, I can't believe you shagged my sister, you was supposed to be my best mate!
2. Do you wanna pint you two bob cunt, this rounds on me.
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cunt stink bitch

she is a cunt stink bitch.
by pharp August 2, 2010
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full-time cunt

24/7, 365. This cunt doesn't take a vacation.
Miguel: What's Cindy's deal lately? There's no way her period could last this long.
Todd: Oh you didn't hear? Cindy's a full-time cunt now.
by lukethegook. August 25, 2011
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Macka Chonga Cunt

When the weed that you are smoking is poor, you are known as a "Macka Chonga Cunt".
Big man - "Charlie, what you smoking there mate?"
Charlie - "Bit of ched pal"
Big man - "awww you Macka Chonga Cunt, get on this purp haze bro"
Charlie - "Safe my G" *Throws ched away*
by Mr. Gooders August 6, 2017
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Cunt from Cuntville

Queen Bee. A woman of authority at the extreme of bitchiness in behavior.
Betty was irritating today, she was a Cunt from Cuntville.
by Coach Rene April 3, 2020
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nuclear cunt punt

When the girl is cumming and you shove a burning candle in her cunt cake and kick it with a steel toed boot.
Last night my wanted to try something new... so I gave her my nuclear cunt punt!
by victoria i have a atomic camel September 19, 2016
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Japanese Cunt Hair

Japanese Cunt Hair

Also referred to as a JCH. Japanese Cunt Hair refers to the belief that the incredibly, massive, unruly, bush of the Japanese modern day woman is simply just a 3 foot continuously coiled black hair. The JCH typically comprises approximately 38% of the total weight of a Japanese woman, or more specifically close to 15 kg.

In societal practice, the JCH is the reason why Japanese women must wear what are typically referred to as 'Granny Panties'. They must cover the JCH in its entirety so they are not shunned.
Jon: Damn, you see that? I almost got the triple 20 on the dart board.
Bill: Shit, Tim. You were about 3 Japanese Cunt Hair's away.
Jon: Fuck you Bill. I wasn't 9 feet away, you asshole!

Ralph: Hey Yuko, it looks like you have a tail sticking out of your shorts!
Yuko: Hee Hee Hee (shy laugh). That must be my Japanese Cunt Hair showing again!
by roastbeefcurtain January 9, 2020
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