cat lollipop

When you remove earwax with a Q-Tip then feed it to your cat.

It's slightly disturbing, but to them, it's natural animal fats and oils. It's very common for people to report their cat eats earwax. Apparently, cats have the inability to taste the bitter flavor of it.

I fed my kitty a cat lollipop.

by unidenphone July 6, 2022

Cat

The most precious things on earth. More family than friend. Cats reign supreme. Is either very angelic or a little twit that goes out the whole day and only comes back for treats. If you own cats, you better treat em like the king or queen they are. Work your ass off the serve them. Great for companionship and an asshole when you're trying to sleep.

Cat lover: "cats>dogs"
Dog lover: "ain't that the truth" *becomes cat lover*

by Guest06901 February 19, 2022

Cat tamer

1: someone in tune with cats
2:me

I have no clue how cat tamer would be used.

by Tamer of cats January 16, 2021

Cats

The funniest animals on earth.

Seriously. Need laughter in your life? Get a cat.

Me: *sees my cat trying to be an acrobat to get a toy*

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AH HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHNAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHA hm?

Cat: Meow? *runs around entire house meowing loudly like a boss*

Me: What the hell are you doing kitty

Cat: *KNOCKS OVER AN ENTIRE FUCKING FLOOR LAMP*

P.S. Urban Dictionary said this should include the word being defined...
Welp, here ya go!
*the word being defined*
Still no?

Cats are funny.
That good?

by ifyoucanreadthisgoodforyou May 24, 2020

cats with tails

A cat who has the known body part of most animals called a tail. Some cats may come without it

Trever: does your cat have a tail
Sally: yes Trever. Mrs Fluffball is a member of the cats with tails community

by Just some pansexual person February 18, 2021

Cat basket

That wonderfully warm spot between your legs under the sheets, that your cat finds irresistible.

I woke up and fluffy was in her cat basket. I loved it

by MeowPDX December 25, 2020

Slime Cat

one of the worst brainrot youtubers ever. literally 95% of this channel contains NSFW content. this channel literally contains inappropriate thumbnails of poppy playtime chapter 1-3, garten of banban, the amazing digital circus, fnaf, rainbow friends roblox. their latest videos are mostly sprunki.

10 year old: BRO WTF ARE THESE THUMBNAILS?!!!
13 year old: bro those thumbnails come from slime cat, i hate that youtuber, literally an nsfw brainrot kids channel.
11 year old: i agree, i roasted one of his/her videos using capcut.

by The roblox maxwell cat :) February 5, 2025