by ur wife September 30, 2023
Get the oct 1 national wife’s day mug.Contrary to national throw short people day, on October 28th anyone 5’4 and under has permission to trip, cripple, and/or break the kneecaps of anyone 6,0 or taller
by Poop_Snorkler October 19, 2021
Get the National Trip Tall People Day mug.you touch a human wrong, especially on this National Castrate-a-Muther-Fucker Day , ANYONE has the right to castrate-a-muther-fucker by means of their choice.
by SteveNeffer April 19, 2021
Get the National Castrate-a-Muther-Fucker Day mug.when you shoot a hair tie from your thumb and it hurts (might get arthritis), and then it hits a computer and slowly but surely types out "monopoly".
by 19yroldarthritis November 1, 2019
Get the national shoot a hair tie day mug.Person : hey
Other person : * kisses them*
person : no one will find out because it's national kiss someone secretly day
Other person : * kisses them*
person : no one will find out because it's national kiss someone secretly day
by Johnyyy17 November 5, 2019
Get the National kiss someone secretly day mug.On October 29th your significant other must produce a grade A quality titty picture and send it to you.
National Show Me Your Titty - National Show Me Your Titty Day so pay up
A picture must then be sent to you by your significant other.
A picture must then be sent to you by your significant other.
by National Show Me Your Titty October 28, 2020
Get the National Show Me Your Titty mug.by anonymous November 17, 2020
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