Mr. Mouseleg

A nickname for someone who has a small penis

Garrett was known as Mr. Mouseleg because his penis was only 0.3 centimeters long

by Very sigma May 13, 2024

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Mr. Moormann

He will suck out the happiness from your life like a big back hungry mosquito. Smells and looks like big foot no joke he is ljke 7ft tall. Has no empathy, might be a vampire who knows he has to emotions. If you see a Mr. Moormann switch classes admittedly!

Student 1: Crap I have Mr. Moorman Is semester...

Student 2: Don't worry bro, I'm packed with garlic.

Student 3: HELP MR. MOORMANN GOT ME!!

Mr. Moormann: I smell happiness... *sucks him out*

Student 1 & 2: OH SHIT RUNNN *throws garlic*

by founderofthelgbtqttibes July 24, 2024

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Mr moody

A guy who you haven’t spoken too in years but will lowkey randomly hit you up out of no where, might just be your ex as well 😬 if he sees this, YIKES HII

“Where did Mr moody come from?”

“Oh it’s how i use to describe my really bipolar ex”
“that’s nice.. i guess”

by LunaXAiden25 July 23, 2025

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mrs waters

sweet old lady who is lore athletic that you. She a runner she a track star. She has grandma energy. But can DECAPITATE YOU AND EAT U. She also luvs to dab kids up 🦶🦶🦶

peppa pig: “I just got candy from mes waters and it almost killed me 🙀🙀”
Daddy piggy” “welp good for u, ya should’ve known it’s from mrs waters DUHHH 🙀🙀🙀.”

by Urfavrat December 26, 2022

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Mr Waimsley

The fitest and daddiest of all teachers known to man, women and even your mom.

Daughter: "I have a new teacher at school his name is Mr Waimsley, he's my favorite teacher ever"

Mother: "Oh yeah he was my favorite too"

Daughter: "Mr Waimsley taught you in school too?"

Mother: "Oh he didn't teach me in school darling he taught me how to cum quicker than your father ever did"

by I_fcked_ur_mom February 11, 2022

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