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Farmer john

Highly respected womanizer

Rips for days and never gets caught
Rios in class and no one suspects a thing
Did u see farmer john in class rippin he’s such s retard
by Porta john February 15, 2019
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John

John has a smile that makes you go weak at the knees. His ‘come to bed eyes’ will give you wild thoughts. He is charismatic, sexy and covered in tattoos. Tall, dark and handsome would be a perfect description. He always knows what to say to make you smile and will cause butterflies in your stomach whenever he’s near you. He has a big heart and also a big 🍆. He is also unbelievable in the sack.
John walks past and says “Hi!”
Any woman’s mind- “Fuck me he’s gorgeous.I want to sit on his face!”

Response “Hi!”
by WildThoughtGirl November 22, 2021
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John

Basic, base model, no bells and whistles.
The subaru wrx was more expensive than the john impreza
by HerBoyfriend March 8, 2022
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John Mike

The name given to pictures with the character SpongeBob SquarePants in the artstyle of The Simpsons.
Most of the time I wish I could have a collection of John Mike.
by Masquarade August 6, 2017
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John

John William is a legend of man he has a massive big thick penis, woman mostly love he’s fit sexy body but he can be a bit of penis at times, he’s penis makes up for it
John is a name of a person and this defines him as a human
by Tysonbif November 22, 2021
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Weird high school, sure you may meets some cool friends. However everyone is fake in a way, everyone has a story to tell. Whether it’s there own or someone else’s. The teachers are strange but like the students, some are chills. You’ll find your group here, just watch out for the creeps and weirdos. Yes there are drugs and alcohol here, but isn’t there that in regular high school too. Possible racism and sexism jokes but you move on. If you come here, enjoy your own life with your own people, don’t let anything bring you down.
I went to St. John Paul II High School, four years of hell, but in the end it was worth it… somewhat.
by Bobberdummy September 8, 2021
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John Syndrome

Discovered in 1911, John Syndrome, otherwise known as Johnitis is a common Syndrome that affects many people worldwide. The main parts of the body affected include the brain, liver, and lymph nodes. Side effects of this syndrome include decreased cognitive function, decreased motive function, and increased depression.
You seem to have Johnitis
You scored low marks on a test because of Johnitis
Have you been affected by Johnitis by beating a man with a crate of bananas?

John Syndrome is the downfall of society
by anonymous November 9, 2023
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