Two Bob Cunt

1.dishonest, thieving bastard. The low of the low belongs in a gutter.
2.Term of endearment between old friends in the pub.

1. Oi you filthy Two Bob Cunt, I can't believe you shagged my sister, you was supposed to be my best mate!
2. Do you wanna pint you two bob cunt, this rounds on me.

by Maybe its because im a londoner July 11, 2005

cunt stink bitch

A bitch with a really stinky cunt!

she is a cunt stink bitch.

by pharp August 2, 2010

full-time cunt

24/7, 365. This cunt doesn't take a vacation.

Miguel: What's Cindy's deal lately? There's no way her period could last this long.
Todd: Oh you didn't hear? Cindy's a full-time cunt now.

by lukethegook. August 25, 2011

Cunt from Cuntville

Queen Bee. A woman of authority at the extreme of bitchiness in behavior.

Betty was irritating today, she was a Cunt from Cuntville.

by Coach Rene April 3, 2020

Macka Chonga Cunt

When the weed that you are smoking is poor, you are known as a "Macka Chonga Cunt".

Big man - "Charlie, what you smoking there mate?"
Charlie - "Bit of ched pal"
Big man - "awww you Macka Chonga Cunt, get on this purp haze bro"
Charlie - "Safe my G" *Throws ched away*

by Mr. Gooders August 6, 2017

nuclear cunt punt

When the girl is cumming and you shove a burning candle in her cunt cake and kick it with a steel toed boot.

Last night my wanted to try something new... so I gave her my nuclear cunt punt!

by victoria i have a atomic camel September 19, 2016

Bacon Cunt Burger

Variation of Cunt Burger. This is a woman who is so far beyond a cunt, whore, or bitch that the only appropriate phrase to be used to describe her is cunt burger. Add in the fact that she's so loose her vag looks like two strips of bacon and she becomes a Bacon Cunt Burger.

Dude, are you kidding me? That chick's a Bacon Cunt Burger. You better wrap that thing twice.

by Dr.Phillie January 11, 2012