Skip to main content

your ass is mine

A threat. Used to indicate the speaker's intent to exact serious retribution from the owner of said ass. The literal threat is that the speaker will take ownership of the ass as their property and will freely penetrate the anus at their discretion, either for sexual pleasure, to inflict pain, or both. However, this literal act is rarely the intended form of punishment the speaker wishes to mete out. Usually, the speaker wishes to convey they will exert the full extent of their authority over the other person to assert dominance over them. Loss of bodily autonomy illustrates submission.

Commonly used as an ultimatum; e.g., "if you crash my car, your ass is mine."

Typically, this is used only amongst males where the threat of anal rape is playful banter with a homoerotic undercurrent. If used against the opposite sex, the threat of sexual violence carries a more severe tone and would be highly inappropriate.

Related phrases:

You selling your ass, boy?
I own your ass.
The game is over, your ass is mine! (Ferris Bueller's Day Off)
If you drop the ball again, your ass is mine. (my sixth grade football coach)
by a_null_bandit December 28, 2023
mugGet the your ass is mine mug.

SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS

"Im going to shove it up your ass if you don't stop!" he says.
by TheDofToca February 3, 2023
mugGet the SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS mug.

I'm skin your ass

The person is implying that they are the skin on your ass
I'm skin your ass and make myself a new fur coat
by Cheezeemcgee October 7, 2016
mugGet the I'm skin your ass mug.
pull your brains out of your ass means you need to pay attention and stop ignoring problems around you
the boss was not happy with his employees slacking off and not paying attention to problems around them the boss told employees i need you guys to pull your brains out of your ass start paying attention and stop ignoring problems around you
by bluebear February 17, 2024
mugGet the pull your brains out of your ass mug.

stomp a mudhole in your ass

to be beaten senseless or near death not being able to fight back
dude if you keep letting your dogs tear up my property im going to stomp a mudhole in your ass

man are you threatening me

no dude im just telling you to keep your dogs off my property or im going to stomp a mudhole in your ass

ok man i got you
by bluebear January 14, 2025
mugGet the stomp a mudhole in your ass mug.

graid your ass

Threatening a hoe that you will fight them.
I will graid your ass if you keep talking to my man cheese.
by Deeryeee. May 21, 2011
mugGet the graid your ass mug.

banana up your ass and around the corner

An insult.
Very painful if applied on real life scenario's.
I'm gonna stick a banana up your ass and around the corner, you asshole!
by NiborB524 September 23, 2016
mugGet the banana up your ass and around the corner mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email