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Whiskey Grandma

Whiskey Grandmas are the older variant of the Wine Mom and Vodka Aunt. Where as Wine Moms are classy and Vodka Aunt's are rowdy, Whiskey Grandma's tend to spend most of their time being bitter from age. They are more inclined to avoid social situations to "watch their stories" and drink alone. They are very obscene and crude, but are still respected and revered due to their ages of wisdom and deep love whenever they show it. They have built up such a high alcohol tolerance that you will rarely see them even stumble after a night out drinking.
Grace has become such a Whiskey Grandma recently
by Undocumented Goats July 29, 2018
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Whiskey Bravo

A non offensive term to call someone a "whiny bitch". Used by the park rangers at Philmont Scout Ranch
"Get off your ass and quit being a whiskey bravo Grace"
by 6wins October 3, 2023
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Whiskey Blues

When someone makes you want to pour your heart right down the kitchen sink while drinking and overthinking. Their love was over proof so you ended up at their favorite bar til quarter past two am drinking whiskey trying to get over them. You should hate them but you can't, giving you the Whiskey Blues.
I was out last night drinking past 2am overthinking about my ex because I got the Whiskey Blues.
by Tanner Adell April 10, 2024
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on stump whiskey

A term used to define moonshine during the days of prohibition. Moonshiners would stash their whiskey in tree stumps. This kept it safely hidden from the long arm of the law. These days, any whiskey over 100 proof (50% alcohol) is considered stump whiskey because of its strong intoxicating effect.
From the movie “Lawless”
Forrest Bondurant (Tom Hardy): to beaten up deputies Now, you all oughta know better than to come around here when Hal's been on stump whiskey for a few days.
by The SlangSmith May 23, 2024
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Whiskey Lullaby

Cocktail consisting of 1 part Irish whiskey, 1 part Rumchata, and 2 parts chocolate milk. 1/4 tsp. vanilla extract optional. Best enjoyed with room-temp liquor over ice shaken and strained.
The whiskey lullaby is perfect for breakfast or dessert, even if you’re lactose-intolerant.
by nogiggity April 8, 2022
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Lady whiskey

Any flavored whiskey I.e. Cinnamon, honey, or fruit flavored. Predominantly drank by women and occasionally by men who have drank so much real whiskey that their gullet, or gag reflex can no longer handle any real whiskey.
Lady whiskey will get you drunk if you have enough of it.
by Rccola1522 November 30, 2017
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whiskey-cycle

A whiskey-cycle is a moped or scooter that is used by a person who has lost his driver's license after receiving a DWI (driving while intoxicated). These vehicles do not require a license. They also go very slow, and are sometimes a hazard, especially at night.
The loser rode his whiskey-cycle to the ABC store to get more booze.
by Brucie December 15, 2007
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