what the tits

What the fuck/hell/shit

What the tits is going on in here?!

by teetsy mcspank January 16, 2004

What the balls

Less severe way of saying "What the fuck" or "What the hell". Used to express confusion, shock, or frustration. Also used on the Internet in it's acronym form "WTB".

Ex. "Can you believe that Steve and Ashley hung out last night?" "What the balls? No way dude!"

or "What the balls is that?!"

or "What the balls is taking you so long?"

by Wimsyy March 1, 2011

What the Truck

also means what the fuck

Yo what the truck are you doing

by Cockhead September 10, 2003

what's crackin'?

A greeting, synonymous with greetings such as "What's going on?"

Hey man, what's crackin'?

by VAKI5 May 7, 2005

What the Jack?

A phrase sometimes used to avoid cursing, sometimes by professors. A similar reference can be found in Matlab using the 'why' command.

When the problem didn't work out as expected, the professor exclaimed, "What the Jack?!"

by Anonymous222999 March 31, 2010

Wish what

A phrase said by retarded people apparantley meaning what.
The word wish seems to have no relevance to the phrase.

Wish what?

by G301G3 November 17, 2010

What is this life?!

This phrase is used to show a wide variety of emotions, such as excitement, anger,happiness, sadness, etc., to an extreme.

Hazel Grace Lancaster got the news that Augustus Waters had contacted Van Houten and squealed with excitement "What is this life?!"

by bandomtfiosfandomgirl November 2, 2014