ugly stick

1)A weapon or tool used to bludgeon a person's face to make them look rather questionable.
2)A person who looks so incredibly offensive that you think that they had to have been beaten to look that bad

1)Good God man, have you seen Katie lately? She looks like she got a little too friendly with an ugly stick.
2)Okay Katie must have taken quite the tumble from the top of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down because THAT IS JUST DISGUSTING.

by Eduardo666 December 14, 2008

Ugly Stick

A humorous way of saying that someone is, or has become, ugly.

In a movie, a victim is in court and sees her attacker enter court, now quite ugly due to his own actions. Victim says to him: "Look who's been hit with the ugly stick"

by two possum power March 5, 2008

Utah Ugly

The distinct unattractiveness of Utah Natives. Mostly due to inbreed Mormons and women with bad 80's hairdos. Women usually display this with very short hair styles and overweight bodies. The Men display their distinct homeliness with missing teeth and winter burnt skin. It is not restricted to body images, there is personality traits added that make this homely state distinct. Native born people of Utah have a slight arrogance and small town mentality with stubbornness that restricts them and holds them back from progressing into the 21st century. While the rest of the nation is in its current year, Utah is minus 15 years back.

first girl (from California): "hahaha, look at that lady with the butch hair do, talk about Utah Ugly"
second girl (from Utah): "I think she looks great"
first girl: "wow"(sarcastically)

by IDONTLIKEYOUBECAUSEYOUSUCK December 14, 2009

ugly friend

the friend of the hot girl who is never chosen first. She is always left alone and is very angry about it.

When given the choice between the 2 the guys always chose the prettier friend and leave the ugly big nosed one out of the cold.

You literally have to beg guys to touch the girl to give her a pity screw.

sara is a real ugly friend.

by wankerr December 16, 2008

UGLY MOTHAFUCKA

Someone who is hideous in appearance. Someone who has a hard time attracting women. A monster like appearance. Probably has never had sex due to their scary appearance. Shockingly ugly.

that mikey rehmeyer is one ugly mothafucka.

by djcost February 10, 2008

ugly woman

When a male tucks his genitalia between his legs, and displays only pubic hair to some unfortunate viewer. Some people call this a mangina.

Sick! I got visually assaulted by Bob's ugly woman.

by Plaztik January 19, 2006

Stupid Ugly

A person who is very very ugly that you can't even use the word ugly alone.

Guy 1: Let me see the picture of her!

Guy 2: *Shows picture

guy 3: Damn she stupid ugly!!!!

by Seth Rowland February 11, 2017