by Ashirodrake April 24, 2016

Bill Maher, these days pushing anti-vax contrarian nonsense, has morphed into literally any Fixed Noise presenter high on the gonja. "Stoned Tucker Carlson" if you will.
by Uncle Joosie January 1, 2024

A man/woman not to be trusted. Someone who will backstab you at any moment given the opportunity. Also, on certain occasions, a news reporter.
Person 1: "Hey did you hear last night when Tucker Ca-
Person 2: "Never, and I mean NEVER, trust a dude named Tucker.
Person 2: "Never, and I mean NEVER, trust a dude named Tucker.
by im8n July 29, 2021

He's a pretty sweet guy, super nerdy though... can't stay away from minecraft. Also likes to fish. He is a dorky, country bumpkin. He seems like he'd be shorter right? Wrong, he is freakishly tall like look at him in the dark and he is like bigfoot. He also has a massive dick.
Girl 1: You're dating tucker?!
Girl 2: Yeah he's the best.
Girl 1: Damn you must be getting some good dick.
Girl 2: Not yet :/ he is too respectful.
Girl 2: Yeah he's the best.
Girl 1: Damn you must be getting some good dick.
Girl 2: Not yet :/ he is too respectful.
by thatonebitchnigga May 13, 2019

by Pseudoymous Bosch June 9, 2016

1) To have the confused look Tucker Carlson has on his television show, that he practices at home by having random strangers engage in sex with his wife while asking them strawman questions to see if it affects their performance.
2) To engage in cuckolding, and sit in the corner with a look on your face either mock outrage or general confusion like Tucker Carlson during an episode of his television show, while engaging in conversation with the sexual participants on unrelated subjects,
2) To engage in cuckolding, and sit in the corner with a look on your face either mock outrage or general confusion like Tucker Carlson during an episode of his television show, while engaging in conversation with the sexual participants on unrelated subjects,
1) "By the time I got through explaining what was wrong with his car, Jim looked like Tucker Carlson trying to understand cunilingus."
2) "Yeah, I was Tucker Cucking Laura last night. It was okay, but the stupid questions, and the look on her old man's face when I fucked her properly almost ruined my erection."
2) "Yeah, I was Tucker Cucking Laura last night. It was okay, but the stupid questions, and the look on her old man's face when I fucked her properly almost ruined my erection."
by FredMaudibCNN March 27, 2021

by totc1 July 18, 2023
