trench penis

Similar to trench foot, trench penis is a medical condition caused by prolonged exposure of the penis to damp, unsanitary and cold conditions.

When Eric got chilbane in his foot, his unsanitary living conditions eventually lead to him getting trench penis.

by kneesars July 18, 2009

Trench-coat

The act of skinning someone and wearing said skin around as a coat.

That guy is giving me the creeps, he is looking to trench-coat me.

by ChristaLiz September 26, 2010

trench coats

Long coats that only look good on certain people (Peter Murhpy). Unfortunately, almost everyone you see wearing a trench coat is a really ugly acne-faced video gamer.

"Mommy, why is that scary man wearing a big coat? He scares me!"

"Don't mind him, Jimmy, he's harmless. He'll beat you at Halo, but that's about it."

by Morbidia June 5, 2005

Stench Trench

The passage leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix of the uterus in female mammals.

"Hey dude watch yourself, keep away from her stench trench!"

by Sam the man November 27, 2003

tunchie

A single meaningless word used for comment spam on forums and message boards.

OP: Blah blah
Anon: tunchie
Anon: tunchie
Anon: tunchie
Anon: tunchie
Anon: tunchie
...

by Jamie0 July 24, 2014

trenchmeat

gallows humorous description of the plight of the common infantryman.

We'll all be trenchmeat tomorrow when we get deployed back to the front.

by Daniel Speare April 21, 2008

Trench Warfare

The act of hitting on the ugliest girls at a party/social setting in hopes that you will pick one up.

A-Look at Dan over there.
B-Wow, he is deep in some serious trench warfare.
A-Yeah man, he's desperate.

by MC Patty Fresh September 11, 2010