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The Tristan Song

Ahahahahahahahahahahaha oh! You stupid bitch that hilarious!
Hym "Ahahahahahaha! You beautiful bastard! Ouch my side actually hurts from laughing so hard! I just saw the Tristan song and I would give you a full pardon for that shit! Ha!"
by Hym Iam August 18, 2023
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Tristan

A name given to people with very large heads. They tend to have the same haircut as caillu and have very small dicks. He gets no bitches and hangs out with losers, though he will deny it. Nobody likes people named Tristan. They are losers.
Fuck that Tristan kid. Nobody likes him.
by Theidjfjskfj June 29, 2019
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tristan

tristan is a genuinely amazing person, he tends to bring himself down from past memories. he is a caring person and has a good sense of humor, if you ever have a friend named him do not ever leave him behind cause you will regret it later on.
person 1. “tristan seems so nice!”
by woo_a_loner January 8, 2022
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tristan

tristan is a wonderful person, they will make sure you know that they care about you. Tristan is also someone who will listen to you and help you when you’re at your lowest. although they don’t think they are, tristan is someone who is gorgeous!
guy: bro tristan is so caring

another guy: yeah and they’re so pretty too
by sandy uwu March 7, 2021
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Tristan Caudle

A guy named Tristan who blows trannies so he can feel good about himself
OH NO! Tristan Caudle blew another tranny!!
by Vorona January 26, 2022
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Tristan

If you are named this, you might as well kill yourself because your gay as fuck
Are you a Tristan
by Jevier March 9, 2020
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Tristan

Guy who buys lots of surfboards
That Tristan just bought his third surf board this month!!
by Jannie de villiers January 22, 2023
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