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Bed rotting

My favorite hobby, real bed rotting when you lay in bed and rot in your depression, sometimes on your phone, watching tv, or my personal favorite combo, listening to music and staring at the ceiling reflecting on your thoughts. Bed rotting goes on hour hours to weeks usually.
Person: What have you been up to?
Me: oh you know the usual just bed rotting 🎀
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Biffins Bridge Rot Test

When a man inserts his thumb and middle finger into the vagina and anus of a woman and attempts to click his fingers. Used to determine the overall condition of a potential sexual partner’s pelvic floor.
I wasn’t sure, she was a bit old looking. But a quick biffins bridge rot test proved she was in good enough nick.
by Bob Clapperton July 2, 2023
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National Brain Rot Day

tell your friends some brainrot memes on april 20 4/20
Friend: I wanna touch your gyatt in ohio
Other Friend: Pls be my sigma bcuz im your rizzler
Friend: dont worry its National Brain Rot Day
by CjWithBrainrot May 3, 2024
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Rot Maxing

Engaging in brain, body, and bed rotting with the goal of rotting away as much as possible. This may involve sitting in bed all day, endlessly scrolling on the internet, neglecting one's responsibilities, practicing poor hygiene, or staying outdoors at all times.
He sleeps for 12 hours per day and has 10 hours of screen-time; he is rot maxing
by CrippledCow March 21, 2024
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Alabama rot

An infectious skin condition on whore dogs which is contracted from butt munching, similar to herpes but it's insanely hard to shift.
It usually starts around the mouth and goes down, like most dirty girls.
Reggie: "Hey jimbo, I ate on ur mom last night and I think I got that there alabama rot on my chops."
Jimbo: "you stupid twat reg, I told you my mom was riddled, she's a regular at the smattoo parlour, you best be cutting your lips off to stop the spread dude."
by Fzx911 April 3, 2017
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Brain rot

Brain rot, sometimes written as "Brain rot", when used in Internet, means a type of content that doesn't carry any new knowledge and only has a target of consuming time of the viewer. In most cases, used when describing certain content, such as most Videos on TikTok and YouTube videos made by channels that have Kids as their target audience, which are made only to support attention and shortening children's attention span.
"Brainrot", as a word, became popular in fall 2023 to present day, with introduction of Skibidi Toilet.
"Remember Karen's daughter? She can't get her off the Ipad when she watches whatever Brain rot it is."
by Average_Catnap4 January 17, 2025
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