by ItsKevinTurds March 22, 2018
A girl playing hard-to-get on a night out or over meeting up with a boy. Taken from the term "to pie" someone. (rejection)
Tony - What happened when you asked that girl if you could buy her a drink?
Andy - She said no! The Pie Merchant!
Andy - She said no! The Pie Merchant!
by JDogLikelyLad November 09, 2011
When a street urchin smashes out all the windows of your car coating the interior with broken glass/“pie crust” then drops a
duece/“pie filling” all over the inside of your vehicle and leaves it to bake in the sun.
duece/“pie filling” all over the inside of your vehicle and leaves it to bake in the sun.
I went in the store for 15 minutes and when i came out someone had turned my ford escape into a Portland pie.
by Feral fecal photos August 30, 2023
A person who is in a serious relationship and continues to flirt, kiss, hang off of, or have sex with other people. Often several at the same time. This comes from the not so common phrase of someone "putting their thumbs in more then one pie."
by Lavinia Cay February 02, 2007
Minerva: Im going to give you a mufffle pie whether you like it or not.
Alex: I had some of her muffle pie last night. ;D
Alex: I had some of her muffle pie last night. ;D
by Teh Evil Doctuh's January 16, 2012
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by utorr March 15, 2011