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MySpace

A place where hundreds of teenie boppers congregate and comment each other about how they saw each other at a gig, or the local train station. Many people's pictures consist of crappy angles which only reveal half a face, or the top of a fringe teamed up with some crappy lyrics written across the image. Almost every myspacer's about me consists of something about how they dont have time for all the myspace kids who want to talk to them, or how incredibly smart and/or individual they are, or maybe how they want people to stop listening to "their" music. In conclusion, myspace is the worst trend ever.
Myspacer 1: Hey! i saw you at the xdeAtHxfroMxabovexwiThxAxknifex gig!
Myspacer 2: Are you haniging out at the train station tomorrow?
Myspacer 1: YEAH SEE YOU THERE! OMG!
by Rachel Scene September 14, 2008
mugGet the MySpacemug.

myspace

myspace is a place for friends and for sex predators!
predator: hey what website are you on?
guy: myspace.
predator: YES! MY FAV WEBSITE!
by thatsjank! May 4, 2009
mugGet the myspacemug.

Myspace

mostly a place you go to get bored.
When no one is ever online in Myspace..
by A.Wangster July 6, 2008
mugGet the Myspacemug.

myspace

a networking website meant for ppl over the age of 14. it is commonly abused by those younger than that age, and is commonly abused by peddys to find those younger than/around 14. this can be prevented by marking a profile as private. one who is extremely comp savvy can still find out where u live through this though.
peep-do u have myspace?
op-pssh no its stupid and someone could like come and abduct me
peep-have u ever heard of PRIVATE pros?
op-u can still find ouct where someone lives
peep-whatevs
by mandopotando December 30, 2008
mugGet the myspacemug.

MySpace

A bunch of narcissistic, ego maniacal 14 year olds flashing the peace sign. Giggling online at lame comments from their little friends, while they talk to the same friends on the phone about pressing issues, like what color to dye their hair next... Time to turn on the radio... lip sync to Hannah Montana, head bopping back and forth, stretching out their gum, while a tear rolls down their parents cheek "My little girl... she used to be so smart... what happened!?". Online pop culture happened! Mental destruction by egocentric digital nonsense.

Other than that, it's not half bad.
Your average 10 year old kid: "I don't have time for homework, mom.. I've got to get more friends on MySpace so I can be popular!"
by CoolBlue731 December 10, 2009
mugGet the MySpacemug.

myspace

myspace= waste of time but totally addicting!
its like a drug
omg dude i got on myspace yesterday and once i was on i couldnt get off......

i just snorted some myspace

man am i addicted
by *myspaceaddict* June 22, 2008
mugGet the myspacemug.

myspace

A good way to get some fat 47 year old's dick in your ass.
Yeah, I went on myspace and chatted up this dude, then we met and he was actually 47 years old and he raped me!
by whyhellothere11 November 3, 2009
mugGet the myspacemug.

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