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Jared

19 and illiterate
“Jared, can you read this for the class?”
“No I cannot.”
by Step-daddy October 18, 2021
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Jared Triolo

One of the best baseball players to play the game.

Jared Triolo currently plays for the Pittsburgh Pirates and is on his way to being a star in the Major Leagues.
"Jared Triolo hits piss-missiles"
by D1 Glazer December 3, 2023
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Jared

Jared is usually kinda dumb and is gay or bisexual and special ed
Jared is not smart at all
by Big lil j May 11, 2019
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Jared

Ah Jared, what name, the ugliest of them all. The name of a guy who is self centered, ignorant, pitiful, lonely, kind of fucking stupid, apathetic, disloyal, bad boyfriend, most hypocritical guy you will ever meet!
Ugh Jared, no I don’t want you to finger me in the Jasons deli parking lot!
by pineappleexpress333 October 23, 2022
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Jared

1. Jared is quite simply a simp.

2. Someone who desperately tries to get women to have sex with them.
Wow man you’re being such a Jared right now
by Absolute_Chad March 22, 2020
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Jared

In Turkey There is a guy called Jared Wall and he is foreigner so when he tweet something he add Turkish words to his English sentencess
-HEY I have just decided to something we can talk in English babe I think its good for practising.

- Ok than If we speak English I am gonna Jared every sentence I make huyum kurusun( something like same old me)
by Heykeymeykey November 8, 2019
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A Jared

When someone who is usually wrong turns out to be innocent the one time you call them on it.
I yelled at the teenager bc I'm sick of his lying, but he was telling the truth this time, I guess it was A Jared.
by Atomnic1 November 24, 2023
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