keeter center

A beautiful restaurant and lodge on the wonderful campus of College of the Ozarks, staffed by unpaid students of the college who pretend to know what they are doing.

Oh no, you work at the Keeter Center? How was your trip up cardiac hill?

by BaconBot11 February 9, 2024

sea center

the sea center is a place with lots of fish and two superior employees named hannah and adelia. it's the best place in santa barabra. if you go there, avoid the guy named max. he's scary and he'll attack you

H: Wanna go to the sea center?
A: Yes.

by strayraymond February 21, 2024

The Therapy Center

A discord server that's basically for therapy, Owned by Stin

(cord.)

Pro: Hey have you joined TTC?

Noob: Whats a TTC?

Pro: TTC stands for the therapy center!

by Apxllo March 4, 2024

Credit card call center girl

Girl that works at your bank and blocks your credit card you need an increase on to pay for a weekend with your sugar baby.

So instead you hit on her because she sounds fine as hell with tig ol bitties

Damn that credit card call center girl just cock blocked me. Might as well throw some love at her. Sure she had no life other than drinking. She works at a bank. Who could blame her and she is a call girl

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

The Therapy Center

A center for therapy

P1:Hey are you suicidal?
P2: Yeah, why?
P1: you should join the therapy center bro

by Apxllo March 15, 2024

Bethlehem Center High School

Flashback to the one time where drank Fireballs were littered around the school like Christmas decorations. The bathrooms are moldy, not with water but urine. The FootBall team is overfunded so the alcoholics and weed fiends of the school can express themselves by holding balls (no homo for them though, they’re homophobic). It either smells like straight up cat pee, sewage, weed, nicotine or semen, or maybe all of the above! Maybe let’s fund some of the actual talented programs, like the music and theater program. We don’t need actual rapists getting the glory.

boy 1: imagine having an overfunded football program and still losing all of the games ever
boy 2: yeah L imagine being the 7th worst school in PA
girl 1: bethlehem center high school can relate

by fortnitejoebidenluvrpeaking March 25, 2024

The center

You want me to agree that YOUR FAMILY is more important than me. I don't expect you to consider me more important than your family. I expect you to toss my life aside in the name of your family as though it were nothing.

Hym "Yeah, that's great. You be in the center and appreciate me as a novelty. Fantastic."

by Hym Iam March 29, 2024