Fair Weather Fan

Aint aka Aintboutdatlyfe#2528

Fair Weather Fan:

Aint: "I'm as die hard as you can get"

Aint: "Remember when we were delusional enough to think team could win in 4 or 5"

Aint: "Fucking fairweather fan my fucking ass"

by Sweetunee May 2, 2019

Murphy's Law of Foul-Weather Gear

"If you 'prepare for the worst' by bringing along extra jackets/gloves, an umbrella, etc., then the skies will be sunny and mild all the time you're 'out 'n' about'. But if you decide to leave all that stuff behind at home and set out on your trip in just your ordinary street-clothes, there'll be a bleepin' MONSOON or HURRICANE!

The morning started out kinda overcast and nippy, so I brought an umbrella, thick hoodie-jacket, and gloves with me when I set out to run some errands around town. Well, naturally, once I got a fair distance from home and thus I didn't wanna traipse all the way back to put everything away again, the sun came out and the day got really warm, and so I was just feverishly lugging all that extra stuff around with me for nothing... classic case of "Murphy's Law of Foul-Weather Gear", I guess.

by QuacksO May 18, 2019

Fair-weather fan

Someone who is a fan of a team only when they are doing well.

I've been a Dallas fan since I was born, but haven’t been actively watching the last 7 years, still a fan none the less. - Fair-weather fan.

by True Sports Fan September 18, 2019

Weather orgasm

The weather making you feel good

“Omg I just weather orgasmed”

by Sierradream October 8, 2019

Tight weather

It's use when the weather is very cool , but not firigid

TIGHT WEATHER : oh my god, weather is tight today! It's going to snow!

by AmirAFT August 7, 2019

teletubby weather

Blue skies, a few fluffy clouds and a bright sun that definitely would have a baby's smile on it if only you could look at it without burning your retina.

This teletubby weather makes me wanna tape an iPad to my belly and skip through the hills.

by shakeyourmoneymaker November 19, 2018

"spicy" weather-temps forecast

"Chili today, hot tamale"

The weatherman smilingly gave a really "spicy" weather-temps forecast on the radio today, and so I just **assumed** (yeah, I know, I know... never a good idea!) that the wind was gonna be pleasantly scented with yummy delectable barbecue-flavors for a couple days. But it's actually had very little odor at all during this period, just as plain old ordinary air usually does... what a disappointment!

by QuacksO October 16, 2018