When you stick your chode in the thanks giving turkey and using your own ingredients as the stuffing.
by Finner451 May 16, 2016
Get the Turkey Trunk mug.An uncircumcised penis, or a penis with a foreskin. Men with uncircumcised penises are victim to various reproductive problems, and are linked to reproductive cancers and the spread of disease. People naturally prefer cleaner, healthier circumcised men as a result. As a consequence of this, uncircumcised men develop psychological issues and spread misinformation about circumcised penises, saying circumcised penises are "smaller" or "less sensitive" or "less functional". None of this is true, according to legitimate studies on the subject. Circumcised men are grateful to be preferred worldwide, have better sex, and avoid the reproductive problems that make uncircumcised men such angry, neurotic victims.
I was about to go down on him, but I saw he had an elephant trunk, so I just chose to date my handsome circumcised friend instead.
by Cut > uncut May 6, 2024
Get the Elephant Trunk mug.When you absolutely getting shit on by your buddies for your shit gameplay but you just hit the nastiest no scope.
Jay: Bro youโre dogshit you literally have no kills
DaddyJ: Dude Iโm literally one snipe away from feeling like Trunks
DaddyJ: Dude Iโm literally one snipe away from feeling like Trunks
by DaddyJSchmeat February 12, 2022
Get the Feeling like Trunks mug.โ๐ ๐ด๐ญ๐ฐ๐ธ๐ฆ๐ฅ ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐ธ๐ฏ ๐ช๐ฏ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ฎ๐ช๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ญ๐ฆ (๐ต๐ฉ๐ข๐ต) ๐ญ๐ข๐ด๐ต ๐ต๐ช๐ฎ๐ฆ, ๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ต ๐ข๐ญ๐ญ๐ฐ๐ธ ๐ฉ๐ช๐ฎ ๐ต๐ฐ ๐ค๐ณ๐ฐ๐ด๐ด ๐ฎ๐ฆ ๐ฐ๐ท๐ฆ๐ณ ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ass-trunk ๐ฎ๐ฆ. ๐ ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐ฏโ๐ต ๐ฌ๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ธ ๐ธ๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ด๐ฆ ๐ง๐ข๐ถ๐ญ๐ต ๐ช๐ต ๐ช๐ด. ๐๐ฆ ๐ซ๐ถ๐ด๐ต ๐ธ๐ฐ๐ฏ $10,000.โ
by Paullybeans April 7, 2024
Get the Ass-Trunk mug.When you stay the night as a guest at someone's home that you are nit particularly fond of and they have a sofa fold out bed, in the morning, take shit on the bed, then fold it back up for a surprise they will be sure to love the next time they use it.
Derek: " Yo you spend the night at your ex's house last night?"
Jake: " Yea bro, we finished all the legal documents for the divorce, by time we were done it was late and I had a little bit to much to drink. She let me crash on her sofa bed couch. That morning before she woke up, I took a huge shit that came out like soft served ice-cream in the middle of the sofa bed. I pulled the sheet & comforter up over my nasty, smelly shit, then being the polite guest that I am, folded the bed back into the sofa. HA! THAT'S WHAT THAT BITCH GETS FOR TRYING TO GET HALF OF EVERYTHING I OWN FROM ME!!"
DEREK: " WOO HOO HOO! No way man, you left her a Mexican Trunk Muffin?! Man I wish I could see her face when she finds that!"
Jake: " Yea bro, we finished all the legal documents for the divorce, by time we were done it was late and I had a little bit to much to drink. She let me crash on her sofa bed couch. That morning before she woke up, I took a huge shit that came out like soft served ice-cream in the middle of the sofa bed. I pulled the sheet & comforter up over my nasty, smelly shit, then being the polite guest that I am, folded the bed back into the sofa. HA! THAT'S WHAT THAT BITCH GETS FOR TRYING TO GET HALF OF EVERYTHING I OWN FROM ME!!"
DEREK: " WOO HOO HOO! No way man, you left her a Mexican Trunk Muffin?! Man I wish I could see her face when she finds that!"
by LizziAlchemy December 4, 2022
Get the Mexican Trunk Muffin mug.The action of, the trunk thump or lettting your trunck thump. Is pulling up to a house or personal please of Business, with someone armed in the trunck of you're car. Acting like you're trying to park, thus letting to guy in the back get out and shoot everyone before getting spotted.
by Lil pokachela November 25, 2018
Get the Trunk thump mug.The amount of space you must fit inside when your friendโs car is full. For SUVโs the average trunk space is 3-5 people. In coupes or other smaller cars your average trunk room is 1-3 people.
by ill-Sane April 20, 2018
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