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Taint Saint

Someone who boofs a lot of drugs.
"God, Lucy's such a taint saint. She boofed a whole .3 of MDMA the other day. Crazy bitch... I respect it."
by lmperfect February 12, 2022
mugGet the Taint Saintmug.

taint faint

i) verb; taking the knuckle of one's dominant hand and applying a powerful punch to the taint of one's opponent, resulting in them fainting or overstimulating the prostate resulting in an orgasm.
I was about to be mugged in an alley, so to save myself I taint fainted him and he dropped on the spot.
by chenisboosh November 28, 2022
mugGet the taint faintmug.

Tainting bacon

The act of making use of a fuckpig.
That guy's been tainting bacon; he's being seeing that fuckpig Sharon.
by SharonFuckPig May 18, 2011
mugGet the Tainting baconmug.

Taint cheese

A type of cheese that collects on and around the male genital area and spreads the longer it's there (if female I suggest getting checked out or sticking a blow torch inside your genitals). This occurs when you, 1). You dont shower for over 2 - 4 weeks, 2). If you are a redditor. Colors vary from green to purple and smells vary depending on the stage it is at, starting from a fermented pumpkin to Mia Khalifa's pussy.
This dude be thicc but he has that taint cheese adding to the flavorful experience.
by Chicken nuggets with butts November 2, 2019
mugGet the Taint cheesemug.

Belly Taint

The warm, wet, circular cavity on the lower section of one's abdomen. It is often referred to as a belly button.
Dude, I was feeling her up and totally accidently shoved my finger in her belly taint. It was sweaty and gross and a total turnoff
by Bodoman July 10, 2016
mugGet the Belly Taintmug.

taint rammed

When a stripper crosses her legs and latches them around your neck and thrusts her vag and ass like a jackhammer into your face until your concise.
The stripper taint rammed Drew's face last night at the strip club.
by drewspizzaface December 23, 2016
mugGet the taint rammedmug.

taint shooter

A man who shoots his Girlfriend(or boyfriend) in the taint after pulling out during sex.
just before he came he pulled out and jizz shot at her taint so he was called a taint shooter.
by Chrissy Some April 10, 2008
mugGet the taint shootermug.

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