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floppy stick

Someone who is useless and can't give you satisfaction.
by Abb is a Gbert April 15, 2016
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floppy-flappies

Not to be confused wif "flip-flops" --- i.e., sandals dat just have a sole and strap/pocket for yer toes --- this term refers to a pair of almost-totally-worn-out-and-loose-fitting shoes dat you lounge around in while you're just in da house or yard.
Cool chick, showing up on a favorite male friend's porch: Hey, Dude; I'm feeling a little bored and lonesome --- could you go for a stroll wif me down to da lake and back?
Hot hunk: Sure thing, Sweet Cheex --- just lemme change outta my floppy-flappies here, and I'll be right wif ya!
by QuacksO August 24, 2022
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Floppy Fish

To slap someone's face with your hand with a fast side to side motion using the palm then back of hand.
"Matthew is an idiot so Mikey hit him with the floppy fish."

"Man, Im bout to floppy fish yo dumb ass"
by Ms.koolakins August 20, 2017
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Floppy Penis

A floppy penis can be imagined as a uncooked sausage, soft and squishy.
I usually have a Floppy penis when I look at Grandma porn...usually.
by A lil bit of chicken fried November 7, 2019
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Floppy Disk

by Matt-Morgan9000 January 10, 2017
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A floppy Erick.

When someone just come over to you and flops their arms
Sarah be like Erick don't be such a floppy Erick. Erick Wallace of dussehra size smacks his lips and then flaps his arms. Thomas comes over slaps Erick and says Erick don't be such a floppy Erick
by Blindthumb October 6, 2021
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The floppy orangutan

When you go to your friends for a sleep over and decied to crap the shit out of them (literally). When they're asleep you strip naked rub hot steamy shit all over your arms, legs and head, before crouching over their body in a squating position and screaming at the top of your lungs. Eventually when they wake up throw the remaining shit all over them!
"I can't wait to go to zac's house and do The Floppy Orangutan!"
by Oscar felangie October 5, 2016
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