Derp

A daft or silly person that lacks intelligence. Says stupid things and has a whimsical walk

Marcus is such a Derp

by Shinyourdig September 22, 2021

Derp

Someone who displays a low intelligence level

Don’t act like a derp.

by DaH3 August 2, 2021

Derp

used as a substitute for speech regarded as meaningless or stupid, or to comment on a foolish or stupid action. Could be used to describe a good friend named Megan who had blond and pink hair.

Megan, what you just did made you look like a derp

by BGwalchmai August 6, 2021

Da derp derp

Derp faces

Dont fuck withthe derp
da derp derp

by Memefaces December 19, 2012

Turf Derp

1. (v). When someone takes a noggin nose dive. 2. See Eat Shit. To mistakenly fall on one's face in an embarrassing or Derpish fashion.

My roommate threw me a goldfish snack and I missed it and totally turf derped on my bed.

He missed the soccer ball and totally turf derped.

I kicked the barstool out from under him and he turf derped so hard I snorked.

by Perry Springfield August 3, 2012

Blanket Derping

To derp indiscriminately. To derp without control.

Have you seen my derp face? I was blanket derping in English class.

by FedoraWithFeathers May 27, 2012

Derp

Verb. Used in the phrase: "Derping around on the Internet"
Definition: Spending large amounts on time on Gaiaonline.com

Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: I am derping around on the Internet!

by Demmon1 June 5, 2012