mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007

Tittylated

1.when someone gives you a tit job
2.beating your tit until it turns red

1.When you tittylated me last night it burned!
2.If you get me mad I'll tittylate you!

by pct013 January 2, 2009

Flip a Titty

To overreact in a womanly or girlish manner, at the most minuscule and/or stupid thing. The term comes from the flipping motion of the persons boobies when they freak out in their titty flipping session. The origin of the phrase came from when a girl overreacted and got all hissy bitchy from the accidental flippage of her titties.

Guy 1: Dammit stop playing that shitty music on your guitar, you suck!

Guy 2: Geez don't flip a titty fine I will stop.

by cockjuggling thundercunt June 23, 2009

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick

it is a really big insult

kyle depenning is a mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick

by kyle depenning December 14, 2006

Titty Cheese

Milk that has been taken from yo mama and turned into cheese then injected back into the breast so that when squeezed it excretes titty cheese.

Hey, Wanna get some Titty Cheese from Josh's mom? I hear its cheese season for her.

by Sockfish June 26, 2009

Titty Gazing

The act of watching tv or going to a place, purely to see a woman's breasts.

"Keeping Up With the Khardashians" is a fucking horrible show, but I'll watch it just to do some titty gazing.

"I'm going to the mall to do some titty gazing"

by Lenjammin April 5, 2008

titty fit

Noun. An alternative to hissy fit, which is an unreasonable emotional outburst or a short-lived temper tantrum. Used when one wishes to elicit chuckles or confusion from the listening parties. Because people will often respond with, "don't you mean hissy fit?", to which you can say, "no, titty fit, now stop throwing a titty fit about the phrase titty fit". This expression can be likened to when people say things like "stop getting your panties in a wad".

Jason threw a huge titty fit when Carla wouldn't go out with him.

Sarah often throws massive titty fits when things do not go her way.

Mom to daughter: "Stop throwing a titty fit and go do your chores and homework."

by CSpan May 23, 2009