Tactical Whale

A strategically placed or launched whale (typically launched by trebuchet) at the base of a wall, castle, or building that given at least a month, will strategically explode. Not dissimilar to a Trojan horse.

It's time to deploy the tactical whale.
I identify as a tactical whale.

by Capybaara September 17, 2021

tactical block

blocking a mate so they stop procrastinating and start doing what they need to get done

yeah i had to hit ezekial with the tactical block else he wouldnt have finished his coursework

by Captain Calcium December 9, 2018

Tactical Squad, away!

a phrase originating from the 1975 racist comedy movie “Darktown Strutters” used when rallying a group of people to do something very questionable and/or racist.

“Nigger alarm! Tactical Squad, away!”

by SpeedMcWeed April 20, 2024

tactical smg

A tactical smg is a gun in fortnight

Yo bro I just picked up a tactical smg

by Like and subscribe (jack JOBB) June 13, 2018

tactically acquire

1. To obtain an item or resource through secret or stealthy means, so as not to be seen or discovered.

2. To steal something of importance; sometimes given as a command from a superior who does not want to tell you to outright steal something, but has few other options.

Sergeant: Listen Specialist Horton, I need you to find me some blank firing adapters.

SPC Horton: But sarge, I don't have access to the supply cage!

SGT: then you need to tactically acquire them; we have field exercises tonight and all soldiers need one. I don't care how you get them.

by Urshanabi July 23, 2025

Tactical Insertion

Tactical Insertion is the act of inserting one's penis into a woman's anus instead of the vagina when cumming as to avoid the likelihood of having a child.

Bro..... Last night was real close, she kept squeezing so hard and I almost came inside her. Good thing I laid down the Tactical Insertion in time.

by Faggotmichael6969gayway October 13, 2018

Tactical Jäger-Bomb

The act of doing a Jäger-Bomb during a night out when you start to feel tired, using the effect of the caffeine of Red Bull with the added bonus of the alcohol in Jäegermeister

“Bro I am so tired, I’m going to have a tactical Jäger-Bomb”

by Chuck Shiesty August 4, 2023