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have you ever be bored so you started typing a sentence only to find this and be impressed you found this in urban dictionary today?
have you ever be bored so you started typing a sentence only to find this and be impressed you found this in urban dictionary today?

well im really impressed

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by DarkStorm4600 August 22, 2023
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Im 'Bout to get Started

To do horrible and I am absolutely horrible in a Super Smash Bros but the opponent on discord throws out an insult about your mother. Thus leading to you gaining plot armor and hitting the wildest combo finishing with a spike directly to the opponents face causing them to get sent into a spiral of losing by sheer intimidation alone. However, to do an "Im 'Bout to get Started" correctly one must say "Im 'Bout to get Started" out loud for God to hear and thus bless you with plot armor. For Newton's third law states that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. So one must have their mother insulted for the "Im 'Bout to get Started" clause to kick in. It is like a complex math equation. Im 'Bout to get Started can also work in person in certain circumstances however the previous criteria of a mother insult plus saying out loud "Im 'Bout to get Started" must be met.
Person A : You called my mom a what?!
Person B: A COW!
Person A: "Im 'Bout to get Started"
by golly_gee_awman_shucks_darn October 5, 2023
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start

1. To begin something. (e.g. A Fight)
2. A Ladder, as referenced in Half-Life 1
1.Bro, You Wanna Start?
2.Scientist - "Now Climb Up That Start, The Rotors Should Soon Be Turning."
by Mysterrr November 2, 2018
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Start the offense

Starting process of running different plays to try and score points against a woman you think is attractive….in hope to get her number or gmail
man 1: shorty is very attractive

Man 2: bro you better start the offense while she here

Man 1: you right bro, imma start the offense before she leaves
by bsssen April 27, 2025
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Name starts with J

If you have a june 6 sister then you are awful to here. Come on be more nice.
Putting her down for her phycological issues

" yea right like your " body dysmorphia"

Its because your name starts with J that your like this.
by Ba ba ghost September 28, 2021
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Mel started it

Mel started it, I was just defending myself!
Mel started it, I was only defending myselfis a bully and started it, 😂 😀
by Skeggssy July 12, 2023
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When the meeting starts

Guys i cant afford pancakes at mcdonalds

“I GOT EMF5 AT THE DOOR GUYS” love mertong dtarts
Guys i cant afford pancakes at mcdonalds I think the When the meeting starts should give me dinero
by The feal life crixz October 14, 2021
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