Squints

A word used to describe a massive overflow of fences or diarrhea after eating spicy meat most commonly associated with BBQ. An excessive amount of meaty poop exploding from the anus.

Man I’m pretty sure I’ll have the Squints after eating all this BBQ.

by Mr.ThatGuy August 25, 2018

Poppin a squirt

Poppin a squirt means you pissing.

Hold on hes poppin a squirt

by YourARetard October 22, 2009

squirt and dirt

The action of using the toilet and relievings one's self of both Urine and Feces in the same sitting.

C'mon man we need to get out of here i need to squirt and dirt.

by OrangeMan123 December 12, 2006

lemon squirt

It is a crude term for how women urinate.

i love a good lemon squirt in my drink

by johnny throwdown September 21, 2006

Squirt-Nogg

When lard(pig fat) is applied to to vagina, blended with pussy juice, and a dollop of relish. Is eaten out of the vagina and digested with a spot of egg nogg.

I drank that chicks Squirt-Nogg like a piping hot cup of tea

by hugmesexysourficktish July 4, 2009

squirt engine

A man who puts out often. Usually accompanies impressive stamina.

Do they ever leave the bedroom? That guy must be a real squirt engine.

by cheshirepig January 21, 2010

squink

Thae last little dribble of sperm after sex. Can also refer to a man of small stature that feels the need to overcompensate by putting down small children and his immediate employees so he can feel better about being short.

Honey..there is a litte squink... and ...That guy I work for is a real squink!

by Tannasgh April 27, 2005