Spunk merchant

Someone who hoards spunk (seamen)

Collects it and Laps it up.

She’s a bit of a spunk merchant, she can’t get enough of the white stuff, shes constantly got a cock in her gob.

by Lord Gannet V March 21, 2022

Trunk spunk

when you nut in a truck

"damn bro im stuck in a truck"
"lmao just do a trunk spunk"
"k"

by melodicpepper October 31, 2018

spunk mattress

A women who is spunked up by a lot of different men

Spunk mattress

by P mole December 9, 2013

Spunk monkey

A word given to a unsually horny man , that goes wild to the even slightest touch of a female

What the fuck Jeremy you sure are a "spunk Monkey"

by Amanmakingtheworldabetterplace January 1, 2017

Spunk Knuckle

A guy called James Murphy that runs the Property Scale Up Accelerator training company claiming to have 0 - 120 properties in 12 months and to be cashflowing on 200 in 2 years that has never filed accounts for more than a couple of grand at companies house.

🤦 ♂what a spunk knuckle.

by Martoon32 March 21, 2021

spunk flick

The act of flicking spunk off your hand in a quick jerk and whipping motion. Mimicking that of a whip.

Here mate, I’ve just spunk flicked in your cup of tea by accident.

by chicken lee dersht February 5, 2025

spunk cup

The cup in which a male (or group of males) blows a load into. Usually used in a semen drinking fetish film.

Those dudes filled the spunk cup to the brim and she took it like a champ!

by Just Some Dude May 4, 2014